Worst experience you have had?

[lostallhope4me]

Mine was answering a "Pittsburgh City Paper" add back in 2004. I never stayed from the Asian massage parlors before that. So I contacted a "hot college chic" per her ad. I went thru the multiple calls and texts. Once I got to the room and she opened the door. I was met with a below average chic. If she was hot it was in her own eye. I stuck it thru and the whore sat there answering phone while I banged her. Payed her 160.00 for nothing and she wanted a tip. Uh, no way. I remember the bitch road a motorcycle cause of the green helmet.

[loneshark]

The city paper was full of hooker ads before the net took over all were without pictures so it was hit or miss and it was more misses. There was a girl on the Southside. I don't remember her name but she was the poster girl for CP hookers she would have you call from a BP gas station because she was doing one after another all day and night.

[KRIEGHOFFK80]

The fucken popup ads on this site.

[eyecu2]

Originally Posted by KRIEGHOFFK80

The fucken popup ads on this site.

+1

[cabot]

This thread needs BluMax

[bambino]

Originally Posted by cabot

This thread needs BluMax

Why?

[eyecu2]

Originally Posted by cabot

This thread needs BluMax

Where is that fucker at anyhow?

[cabot]

Originally Posted by bambino

Why?

Because Blu's posts were the funniest, craziest, most disgusting, interesting and must-read material posted in the history of the site.

If he posted 3 of his worst experiences ever, he would win 1st-5th place in a contest thread, because some of his stuff would count twice.

I hope that dude comes back to posting.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by cabot

Because Blu's posts were the funniest, craziest, most disgusting, interesting and must-read material posted in the history of the site.

If he posted 3 of his worst experiences ever, he would win 1st-5th place in a contest thread, because some of his stuff would count twice.

I hope that dude comes back to posting.

Well, due to his hobbying practices, he became a walking STD incubator. He admitted it on both boards. In the beginning, I thought his reviews were amusing, but they became pathetic IMHO. How many times can you laugh at his penchant for washing his balls at a fast food joint? Then he irresponsibly gave his prized puppies to a junkie Ho to watch. He never saw those dogs again. Who knows what happened to them. He said they were worth 50k. He also claimed she gave him a STD. I hope the goofball quit hobbying altogether.

[cabot]

Haha, I think you made my point. Right off the top of your head, you can list several experiences that belong in a thread about 'worst experiences ever.'
And those are just the tip of the iceberg with Blu; I can't remember anyone who could deliver reviews that were as consistently entertaining.

As for his being "irresponsible" or an "STD incubator", I have no plan to fuck him. So DGAF. Plus there are multiple guys on here who brag about having bareback with dozens of girls. Often, the same girls the rest of the guys are also banging. 'Responsibility' is not typically the defining characteristic of hooker board dwellers.

So- I won't be throwing any stones sitting in my particular glass house. I'm just reading it because it's wildly entertaining. If you don't find it funny, that's cool, to each their own.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by cabot

Haha, I think you made my point. Right off the top of your head, you can list several experiences that belong in a thread about 'worst experiences ever.'
And those are just the tip of the iceberg with Blu; I can't remember anyone who could deliver reviews that were as consistently entertaining.

As for his being "irresponsible" or an "STD incubator", I have no plan to fuck him. So DGAF. Plus there are multiple guys on here who brag about having bareback with dozens of girls. Often, the same girls the rest of the guys are also banging. 'Responsibility' is not typically the defining characteristic of hooker board dwellers.

So- I won't be throwing any stones sitting in my particular glass house. I'm just reading it because it's wildly entertaining. If you don't find it funny, that's cool, to each their own.

I wasn't throwing stones, just repeating what he posted. He made everything public knowledge. But he's been gone for awhile. Maybe there's a reason for it. I didn't laugh when he said a pimp tried to run him over because he gave the pimps Ho clap. I didn't laugh when he said a Ho gave him herpes and stole his pups. I wonder if any of those dogs ended up in a good place? I didn't find that amusing. Did you? I said originally said he was funny, but then became pathetic. I guess we'll agree to disagree on this. Which is fine. I wonder if anyone caught him washing his balls at Taco Bell. Not sure that would be entertaining.

[kngslmn]

New Ken streetwalker...stopped for pharmacy pickup, ...her old man was at her place...they fought over sharing an odd little glass tube???, ...she pulled a knife on him...he bolted with the glass tube...she dumoed six drawrs out in the floor and manically searched thru them on her hands and knees naked...I decided to leave and she was upset and hurt I didn't want to stay and bang her...cost me $40 upfront my fault, she said instead if a bj we could go back to her place and fuck, was decent looking for a SW so I bit and said OK...at one pont during their fight I thought it could get dicey but was never too worried about any physical outcome...was mostly irritated when I left because it cost me about three hours of non productive time...that's probably my worst....

[Lexxxy]

I've had some interesting ones. One was when my sugar daddy and I ordered take out at the penthouse club in Houston. Maybe she was really tired from working all day but she passed out in the back seat of his car on the way to his place and peed herself. lmfao

[Atomic Hamster]

Originally Posted by bambino

I wonder if anyone caught him washing his balls at Taco Bell. Not sure that would be entertaining.

I want to pretend to be angry so I'm going to point out that his go to was Sheetz for the postgame nut scrub.

I'm now fake outraged that you feel that Taco Bell was anywhere near classy enough for such bullshit.

Fuck

[bambino]

Originally Posted by Atomic Hamster

I want to pretend to be angry so I'm going to point out that his go to was Sheetz for the postgame nut scrub.

I'm now fake outraged that you feel that Taco Bell was anywhere near classy enough for such bullshit.

Fuck

Never remember him mentioning Sheetz. Burger King? Oh, that was someone else.