New Bra invention

[BangOver]

Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University, has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops their nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

After a news conference announcing the invention, a group of men took Mr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.

Bang

[Guest040514-1]

And the end of the story,
He took a job at a women's college ( college name withheld for security purposes) to make sure he can feel and evaluate all breasts of different sizes. This will continue the improvement of the dreaded
Sports bra

[HoneyRose]

Ah, don't worry. To counteract that bra, other scientists are developing bras that will capture the energy from breast movement (thus encouraging breast movement so we can power our ipads):

http://www.slate.com/articles/techno...s_circuit.html

[BangOver]

Honey,

The power of positive thinking is a wonderful thing. Clicking up the AutoCAD right now.

Bang

[Guest040514-1]

Or a set of ear plugs for men to wear to harness the power created by a man watching and thinking of a woman's breast. A pair of sunglasses that will create energy by the rapid movement of a mans eyes .