You want to advertise on Priceline, is that the question?
Tips,
1. Use discounted hotel sites, but damn pm that client, re-questions like that.
2. Dont have people waiting outside your incall; or around the corner making flatulence noises, that will not help.
3. Always smell fresh, and be a clean freak, no one wants to visit a shitty incall, but expect the guys to look and smell like shit, prompt them to the shower.
4. Look well kept, and don't talk more than necessary, and expect the same. If a guy talks to much; stick your Aereola or Labia in or around his mouth. Or tell him there is an upcharge (in your ad) for having to be his fkn Psychologist. Or tell them the best Psychological advice you can give him is from Dr. Hannibal Lector, that should work.
5. Always get the $ up front, then hide it, prevents any issues there. There is always some cheap dumb MF out there, who will try to stiff you.
6. Screen like hell, everyone. Including relatives.
7. Be a Flirt with potential clients, but not too much, that goes a long way. Every guy is a sucker for a slippery tongue.
8. Set decent prices and get a reliable reputation. In other words dont charge $$$ per hour unless you speak French, do greek, nqns or something spectacular.
9. Wear sexy stuff and act intelligent, I'm fooled easy, lol. But my eyes are not.
10.Tell clients how you want to be contacted; and
tell them Up Front (like on your ad) how you will contact them.
11. Expect no shows, shit happens hourly in Big D.
12. Be able to be Drama free; and have some music playing in the background, not Slayer or anything from Marylin Manson.
13. Dont accept any pm's from smurfs, those little fuckers are everywhere.
Hope that helps you Paige.
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