Ladies, you're NOT athletic if:

[Lustnotlove]

1. Your chest and waist have the same circumference.��
2. Your thighs are thicker than mine.
3. You say you don't eat it, but you have always have cottage cheese with you.
4. You can't lift anything heavier than a cigarette and 16oz. Bud at the same time.

And finally from my list...... Your not athletic just because you wear workout clothes! The big and stretch material.

Feel free to add to this list��

[Abigail (Source of JOY)]

I like it when girls say they are athletic but don't like to sweat!!!

LOL!!!!!!

[Htowner]

You are not athletic if after you take the Spandex off, your body come out like the Navy's life raft!!!

[eleganttif]

Damn

Originally Posted by Htowner

You are not athletic if after you take the Spandex off, your body come out like the Navy's life raft!!!

[sensualsanaa]

You are NOT athletic if the only time you run is to food, or away from your pimp/cops...
You are NOTathletic if you've ever confused a flapjack and a jumping jack
You are NOT athletic if you think "train dirty eat clean" is a euphamism for mud wrestling
You are NOT athletic if every time you try to stretch your joints creak and ache like a rusty old house
You are NOT athletic if the only muscle you've ever had came from 6 feet under
You are NOT athletic if you get winded walking down one flight of stairs

[Majichands]

Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

I like it when girls say they are athletic but don't like to sweat!!!

LOL!!!!!!

Ladies perspire NOT sweat..

[zme]

Of all the body types listed I have never understood what "athletic" means. As a body type I mean. Is there really such as thing as an athletic body type that is distinct from all the other body types in the list? Does an athletic person look like Arnold Schwarznegger? Serena Williams? Dara Torres? I thought being athletic is what you do with yourself, not how you look.

To me when I see someone say their body type is athletic it means that they don't want to say what their body type really is for some reason.

[ZedX79]

So it's safe to say most providers on here aren't athletic.

[Abigail (Source of JOY)]

Originally Posted by zme

Of all the body types listed I have never understood what "athletic" means. As a body type I mean. Is there really such as thing as an athletic body type that is distinct from all the other body types in the list? Does an athletic person look like Arnold Schwarznegger? Serena Williams? Dara Torres? I thought being athletic is what you do with yourself, not how you look.

To me when I see someone say their body type is athletic it means that they don't want to say what their body type really is for some reason.

I consider myself to have an athletic body type...

I have muscle definition. When you grab my legs and ass they are firm. When I walk I dont jiggle. When you are pounding me from behind you arent riding a wave. Instead of cellulite I have muscles. No I am not a body builder... thats a whole different catagory.

I work out hard and I sweat... (not perspire... trust me, its not always attractive)

People who consider themselves athletic usually have a lower percentage of body fat.

Now... what one perceives themself to be and what they actually are can sometimes be two different things.

[Cockzilla]

I do think just a little bit of jiggle when I am pounding someone from behind is sexy as hell!

[zme]

Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

I consider myself to have an athletic body type...

I have muscle definition. When you grab my legs and ass they are firm. When I walk I dont jiggle. When you are pounding me from behind you arent riding a wave. Instead of cellulite I have muscles. No I am not a body builder... thats a whole different catagory.

I work out hard and I sweat... (not perspire... trust me, its not always attractive)

People who consider themselves athletic usually have a lower percentage of body fat.

Now... what one perceives themself to be and what they actually are can sometimes be two different things.

Thanks Abigail, that is what I think of as athletic. You do seem athletic, I hope I get to see you some day. But for one thing I think that even by your definition "athletic" should be a qualifier rather than a body type. So one can be athletic + spinner/curvy/whatever. To me those are two separate things.

In either case I still think that unlike you most providers (and maybe hobbyists) use the term loosely are largely as a euphemism for something else. Like maybe it is better to say curvy than skinny, curvy etc.

In general I tend to physically take care of my body and I would make a difference to me if I thought a person calling themselves athletic did so too.

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by Abigail (Source of JOY)

I like it when girls say they are athletic but don't like to sweat!!!

LOL!!!!!!

Girls don't "sweat" ... they perspire.

[GymRat]

After browsing Backpage and other escort ads, one of my favorite search keywords is "Athletic." You would be amazed at the number of girls that use this to describe their build. You can indeed describe yourself as athletic, even if you are overweight. Let's face it, some athletes are overweight. But, if you say, "I have an athletic physique or figure," I think most reasonable people would expect a lean physique with at least some muscle tone. I find this is seldom the case when some use the "athletic" description.

[jbravo_123]

I'm just fat

[Abigail (Source of JOY)]

Originally Posted by LexusLover

Girls don't "sweat" ... they perspire.

I sweat my ass off!!

Originally Posted by GymRat

After browsing Backpage and other escort ads, one of my favorite search keywords is "Athletic." You would be amazed at the number of girls that use this to describe their build. You can indeed describe yourself as athletic, even if you are overweight. Let's face it, some athletes are overweight. But, if you say, "I have an athletic physique or figure," I think most reasonable people would expect a lean physique with at least some muscle tone. I find this is seldom the case when some use the "athletic" description.

I consider this an athletic body type...

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