this man was waiting at heveans gates waiting to enter.St Peter asked him how did you die? The man replied well I saw this man hanging from my bedroom window.I ran in the room and found my wife getting dressed. So I figured they had been sleeping together.I was so mad I grabbed a hammer , ran over to the window and hit the other mans fingers. The other man fell from my three story bedroom window. But I was still mad so I pushed the refrigerator out the window.after that I fell over with a heart attack. St Peter said wow thats a story..you can enter,
The next man in line . St Peter asked ok tell me your story. Well I was making love to this mans wife..he came home so I climbed out the window . and this man hit my fingers with a hammer, and I fell from the third floor window. Then I got hit with a refigerator and died.
St Peter asked him .Well was she worth it? The man said 'Hell yes she was worth it'....St. Peter weii ok you can come in.
Bad day
