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Old 03-01-2022, 03:31 PM   #1
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Default If you wrote a book about your time in the hobby, what would the title be?

As an occasional writer, I've been amusing myself lately with imaginary, funny titles that aptly describe my time here. My two favs are


The Art of the BJ - What's Five Minutes Out of Your Day?

(This would have to be a manual marketed to wives)

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Prostate Massage - One Woman's
Search for the Elusive Magic Button

(That one would probably have to be a memoir)

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Old 03-01-2022, 05:05 PM   #2
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Freaky tales
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Old 03-01-2022, 05:11 PM   #3
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1.3" of dangling death
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Old 03-01-2022, 05:26 PM   #4
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"No, It Does Not Happen Only Between 10 pm and 3am!"
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Old 03-01-2022, 05:28 PM   #5
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If you wrote a book about your time in the hobby, what would the title be?

Barflies are cheaper
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Old 03-01-2022, 05:34 PM   #6
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Nice thread....i think we are getting somewhere. Title of my book.... Hobbying 101
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Old 03-01-2022, 06:26 PM   #7
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"delites - they're not just for afternoon anymore!!"

one chapter per year, at least.
tho, one thick an djuicy chapter would be "the more delites, the merrier!!" about all the threesomes and foursomes i've enjoyed.
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Old 03-01-2022, 06:42 PM   #8
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''The Adventures of a STD Risk Arbitrager''
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Old 03-01-2022, 07:10 PM   #9
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Good thread...My two nominations:

The DATY G.O.A.T.

My Life as a Whore
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I would title mine:


"Your crotch, why isn't my face in it already? a retrospective"



it would be a coffee table book .
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Old 03-01-2022, 07:25 PM   #12
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"Tales From a Trick of the Trade"

(we're not looking at a very long book here)
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How to get scammed with a rental car
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Posting ad on ECCIE, for Dummies?

Cunnilingus, Art of Fine Dining
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