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11-12-2015, 06:24 PM
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Join Date: Aug 5, 2010
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An SO or a dog?
Why some men have dogs and not wives: In no particular order.
· The later you come in, the happier your dog is to see you.
· Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
· Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
· A dog's parents never visit.
· Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to make your point.
· You never have to wait for a dog; they are always ready to go 24 hours a day.
· Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk.
· A dog will never wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
· If a dog has babies, you can give them away to other people.
· If your dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just find it interesting.
· Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick up truck.
· If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
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11-12-2015, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Oct 9, 2014
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Awesome!
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11-12-2015, 06:36 PM
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Join Date: Feb 5, 2011
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I love dogs
rottweilers in particular
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11-12-2015, 06:50 PM
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Another reason OP you forgot...Why not to have an SO over a dog.
The dog won't send you to the dog house if he's pissed at you.
Dogs are very forgiven creatures.
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11-12-2015, 07:08 PM
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That's why I have two. 
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11-12-2015, 08:33 PM
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You can't have sex with @ _____ (imagine a cactus) IJS. ,,,,
losing focus man.
If a dog is all you need,,,good for you. hmmmm,,,
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11-12-2015, 08:55 PM
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I hear they taste like chicken
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11-12-2015, 10:31 PM
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If you throw your dog and so in the trunk and drive done a bumpy road. Guess who would be happy to see you when you let them out...ijs...
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11-13-2015, 12:01 AM
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Originally Posted by ICU 812
Why some men have dogs and not wives: In no particular order.
· The later you come in, the happier your dog is to see you.
· Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
· Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
· A dog's parents never visit.
· Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to make your point.
· You never have to wait for a dog; they are always ready to go 24 hours a day.
· Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk.
· A dog will never wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
· If a dog has babies, you can give them away to other people.
· If your dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just find it interesting.
· Dogs like to ride in the back of a pick up truck.
· If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff.
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11-13-2015, 02:28 AM
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Originally Posted by dearhunter
I hear they taste like chicken
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No... More like pork.....
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11-13-2015, 02:47 AM
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I hear they taste like chicken
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Only Chihuahuas. Lol
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11-13-2015, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted by kinkyorca
If you throw your dog and so in the trunk and drive done a bumpy road. Guess who would be happy to see you when you let them out...ijs...
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You know what's fucked up?...... I laughed.
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11-13-2015, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Lorde
You can't have sex with @ _____ (imagine a cactus) IJS. ,,,,
losing focus man.
If a dog is all you need,,,good for you. hmmmm,,,
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Not at all. Those are reasons NOT to have an SO.
My "needs" are taken care of within the hobby world.
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