You know you're getting old when.......

[hd]

I ask my spouse or a neighbor to be nearby when I'm on the ladder cleaning the rain gutters!

you know.....someone to call 911

[DallasRain]

[BuzzKill]

only gets one response....oh wait, this makes two, never mind.

[London Rayne]

You know you're getting old when you get denied insurance for your hub a round.

You know you're getting old when "Life Alert" has to tell you when you're in a coma.

[Naomi4u]

Originally Posted by London Rayne

You know you're getting old when you get denied insurance for your hub a round.

I'm LOL'd so hard right now.

[shorty]

You know your getting old when your wife asks you to clean the roof off and she's on the phone with the Life Insurance Co. wanting to know the amount of the policy!!

[London Rayne]

Originally Posted by shorty

You know your getting old when your wife asks you to clean the roof off and she's on the phone with the Life Insurance Co. wanting to know the amount of the policy!!

You know you're getting old if your Life Insurance has an expiration date!

[shorty]

Actually I do know of someone that did have a expiration date on the Life Ins. Policy.

[London Rayne]

Uhhh it's supposed to expire when you're dead!

[shorty]

Not this one!! It was some BS policy. It tell you more later on.

[perdido]

I realized that I have shoes older than the Playmate of the Month. That I still wear.

[burkalini]

When the obits are full of people born around the same time as you.

[pyramider]

When you are old enough to be the father of any Playmate. Or when you suddenly change from looking at the centerfold first to seeing who the interview is with and then reading the interview.

[Guest062512]

... if you have more hair in you nose and ears then on your head.

[geecue]

When after seeing a young lady and chatting and relaxing, she says,"you are as old as my dad." Boy what a buzz kill.