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01-05-2010, 09:53 AM
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Old, but concupiscent....
Join Date: Mar 26, 2009
Location: DFW
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Top Ten Country Songs
AHHH – Those good old Country Songs – kinda brings a tear to your eye….
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.
2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.
And the Number One Country & Western Song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day
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01-07-2010, 05:38 PM
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Hey I really like country music.
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01-07-2010, 05:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
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Play them backwards and they all get their dog, truck and woman back!
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01-07-2010, 06:29 PM
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Join Date: Apr 9, 2009
Location: Dallas, Texas
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Originally Posted by argus256
Play them backwards and they all get their dog, truck and woman back!
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What about their horse?
netman
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01-07-2010, 08:59 PM
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Join Date: Apr 3, 2009
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and the trailer hahaha
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01-08-2010, 04:05 AM
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Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 59
Join Date: Mar 27, 2009
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Rascal Flatts actually has a song about when you play a country song backwards.
I am with Tara on this. I like country music alot too...
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01-08-2010, 09:40 AM
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"She got the Gold, I Got the Shaft" written by Tim Dubois, an old friend of mine
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01-08-2010, 12:34 PM
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A fairly current favorite of mine is Charlie Robison's "You're Not the Best, But You're the Best That I Can Do"
Good thread Pearl Man
I like Texas country music, not any of that Nashville crap they pass off for music nowadays.
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01-08-2010, 02:45 PM
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Old, but concupiscent....
Join Date: Mar 26, 2009
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Jerry Jeff, Willie, Waylon.....
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01-08-2010, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Dec 15, 2009
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What about these classics?
How can I get you of my mind, if you wont get off of my face.....
...Kinky Friedman...
She put the cunt into country music....
...Will Barnes...
I got over you when you got under him.....
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01-08-2010, 06:29 PM
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Join Date: Dec 15, 2009
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And These
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How can I get you of my mind, if you wont get off of my face.....
...Kinky Friedman...
She put the cunt into country music....
...Will Barnes...
I got over you when you got under him.....
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01-08-2010, 06:31 PM
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Valued Poster
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oh yea...another one comes to mind....
If you dont believe I love you...........ask my wife
....Brian Burns...
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01-08-2010, 07:42 PM
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Join Date: Mar 27, 2009
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Get Your Bisquits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed -- Kinky Friedman.
Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life -- Bobby Bare.
I Just Want to Fuck You One More Time -- Davie Allen Coe.
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01-08-2010, 10:23 PM
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Old, but concupiscent....
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I Just Want to Fuck You One More Time -- Davie Allen Coe.
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Wow, I don't think I have ever heard that one before. Can you hum me a few bars?
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01-09-2010, 03:56 AM
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"They Don't Make Jews Like Jesus Anymore" by Kinky Friedman
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