It has long been rumored that women appreciate girth over length. You can have a short package but if you are thick as a coke can, you will be feared and respected, lol.
Don't believe me? Ask this little dude:
He gets all the babes.
He is a walking hard-on...
Probably has to wear Trojan magnums...
Get some lube....
Star out slow...
Can you say, "Gaping hole?"...
Probably doesn't get much greek...
His girth has been celebrated in renaissance art...
"Hey babe, when this interview is over...."
He even has a few girls pimped out on backpage...