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Just a thought.... under build if a provider selects BBW how about below we add to the drop down for measurements. Example: she can say 36-24-26 and if the other "LEG" is different she should be able to list those measurements as well.
See you look at picture #1 and she looks like a little person, dwarf or midget. But it says BBW. So if we had leg measurements that would clear everything up! IJS
I am sure you could not imagine my excitement when I woke up to several messages letting me know that I was the star of a thread on a board I rarely use!
When I found that the "Slamdango Specialist" had taken the time to speak about my pictures, I felt truly honored. Being it as I have never toured in Texas or even ever posted an ad considering Texas, my heart felt especially warmed that this true Texas Gentleman had taken time out of his day from writing poor reviews of BBWs to write a critique of my pictures despite the fact that we never (and never will) meet.
Leg length; now that is a fantastic idea that only a true scholar like yourself could come up with. It isn't like you could rely on the measurements and height/ weight information or even the galleries of photos or reviews (over 100 in my case). Leg length ..ah, yes that is the deciding factor I am sure for many. If you didn't put me on blast here, there are some people that could possibly think (as you have pointed out) that I am midget! And honestly, that is a whole other fetish and I would hate to disappoint!
Bravo! You are a classy, thoughtful guy and I am honored for you to have looked at my profile and for you to find few rude words to say about me publicly. I will be sure to follow your posts from now on; not just for the obvious reason of hearing your innovative ideas, but to also see who you are going to randomly put on blast next.
I am sure you could not imagine my excitement when I woke up to several messages letting me know that I was the star of a thread on a board I rarely use!
A star? Ahhhhh OK! I don't know about being a star... perhaps "special". But more like special olympics sense of the word.
When I found that the "Slamdango Specialist" had taken the time to speak about my pictures, I felt truly honored. Being it as I have never toured in Texas or even ever posted an ad considering Texas, my heart felt especially warmed that this true Texas Gentleman had taken time out of his day from writing poor reviews of BBWs to write a critique of my pictures despite the fact that we never (and never will) meet.
I don't see BBW'S and haven't written reviews of BBW'S. You must be thincking of someone else. This also might explain why we haven't met.
Leg length; now that is a fantastic idea that only a true scholar like yourself could come up with. It isn't like you could rely on the measurements and height/ weight information or even the galleries of photos or reviews (over 100 in my case). Leg length ..ah, yes that is the deciding factor I am sure for many. If you didn't put me on blast here, there are some people that could possibly think (as you have pointed out) that I am midget! And honestly, that is a whole other fetish and I would hate to disappoint!
I find it interesting you removed the picture that displayed you’re not so proportionate legs. But maybe the legs are OK and the body is unproportionate. Either way I'm sure you might agree the picture could be deceiving and make you look like a little person. Some guys are into that. Hell my buddy “Tucker Max” still day dreams about his time with a little person.
Ok, leg length are not the issue I was talking about. If a provider like let's say… "YOU" fills in BBW then it should be automatic that instead of one body measurement, there would be a drop down which will allow for THREE measurements. Body and then both leg measurements. You would measure Thigh, Knee and ankle. While we’re at it after reviewing picture #4 in your show case, we might also look at a second place for cup size. It’s obvious you have one breast much large than the other. So if you are inclined, you could put B in one and C in the other. I'm well aware that most woman’s breast are NOT exactly the same. One is always just a little bit bigger. But hell in your case, if you entered a Wet T-Shirt contest you could feasibly win 1st & 3rd. Again some guys might dig a chick with different size breasts. Draw attention to your strong points I always say!
Bravo! You are a classy, thoughtful guy and I am honored for you to have looked at my profile and for you to find few rude words to say about me publicly. I will be sure to follow your posts from now on; not just for the obvious reason of hearing your innovative ideas, but to also see who you are going to randomly put on blast next.
It almost sounds like you might be upset after reading your last paragraph. I didn't mean to put you on blast. You just happened to be the first show case I came too, that said BBW.
Let's review....Your honored. Your going to follow my posts. You like my innovative ideas.
Your problem is not with me and my sense of humor. Your problem is with your photographer, mother nature and gravity. My apologies if I offended you in any way by using your show case as a handy example. I would also like to commend you on the classy, well spoken way you shared those thoughts!
I completely understand what you are talking about my brother.
Sure got quiet around here....I thinck I'm OK... but Salsa she said she would follow my posts. At first I thought yet another fan. Then I thought that might have a stalker creepy zing to it. Let's hope for the best.
Caroline... I went on a BBW hunt. Houston is a very big town here in Texas with over 9 pages of providers. I looked for any BBW I could find. Turns out that BBW'S are rare. Take a look at what I found...
I'm starting to see why you listed yourself as a BBW. You're trying to get in on that RARE BBW thang. As you can plainly see your NOT a BBW. At best your "curvy". What the hell who am I to question how a provider markets herself.
Then you add the different size breast thang and the midget thang.... you’re a marketing genius!
SL Top Ten Reasons You May Be A BBW
1) If the fire department has ever used the jaws of life to get you out of the turn styles at an amusement park, you may be a BBW.
2) If you have ever used something other than your hand to wipe your ass, you may be a BBW.
3) If you refrain from wearing polyester plants out of fear your thighs might catch on fire, you may be a BBW.
4) If you ever stood on a corner and the police stopped and said, “Hey break it up!”, you may be a BBW.
5) If you ever stood on a talking scale and it said, “Hey one at a time!”, you may be a BBW.
6) If you buy your clothes from a store that only has three sizes, large, extra large and oh my god it’s moving, you may be a BBW.
7) If your gynecologist’s bill says safety line, you may be a BBW.
8) If you go to McDonalds, look up at the menu and say OK, you may be a BBW.
9) If you when you walk into a room the mice jump up on the table, you may be a BBW.
10) If you have ever been to the beach and people keep trying to push you out to sea, you may be a BBW.
I don't want to say your BIG but.....
1) Kirsty Alley's Jenny Craig coach called and said WTF?
2) I would need a tank of gas to get around her in a cross walk.
3) This ONE provider than can be in two different cities at one time.
4) If at a truck stop you getting out of the truck made a diiference.
5) If Burger King has three people bring you your order!
6) If any state has ever thought of naming a mountain range after you.
7) Her gynecologist blocks out an entire day and it needs to be a Friday. He goes mountain climbing on weekends that way he's good to go for the weekend.
8) She once went horseback riding, that was one pissed horse!
9) At Halloween they throw a sheet on her and she goes out as a glacier.
10) When she says she wants you, she isn't talking about Sex!
SL'S TOP 10 THINGS MAKING YOU BAT SHIT CRAZY
1) You have considered ECCIE handles like “Fuck You Shit Head”
2) When the person you are arguing with stops posting but you don’t even after they close their account.
3) You ask questions like, “I bet you think you’re cute?”
4) You post openly about giving MODS free sessions.
5) You wear a wig even when you’re by yourself.
6) You have had more accounts than SL has reviews.
7) You claim you don’t need to advertise as a BBW.
8) Your idea of be patriotic is not giving a service man the clap.
9) You have taken three Rosetta Stone courses and no one knows what the hell you’re talking about.
10) You answer questions with questions that end by saying, “so what do you think about that ass hole?”
ude,
You are a full on Dick Head. don't know why you feel it necessary to insult these beautiful women who have not, as far as I can tell, sought you out in any way. If it's not your thing then MOVE THE FUCK ON!!!!
Caroline, Elisabeth
Please. If you ever find your way to KC, hit me up. I'd lover to meet you and enjoy a bottle of wine and just appreciate you both. Is that a double !
SL,
If you ever come to KC hit me up as well. I'd love to take you out for a few drinks and then
But honestly, I'm not a violent man so it's probably better if you just don't come here.
I agree with bbwlover 100%. He is a jerk. Most of his posts are way out there. The dude needs another hobby besides posting on this site 24 hours a day. He also needs a bbw to reign him in, beat his ass, then he'll have a new appreciation for women in general and stop being so rude and assinine. I don't know how that man sleeps at night, as well as a few others I might add.
ude,
You are a full on Dick Head. don't know why you feel it necessary to insult these beautiful women who have not, as far as I can tell, sought you out in any way. If it's not your thing then MOVE THE FUCK ON!!!!
Caroline, Elisabeth
Please. If you ever find your way to KC, hit me up. I'd lover to meet you and enjoy a bottle of wine and just appreciate you both. Is that a double !
SL,
If you ever come to KC hit me up as well. I'd love to take you out for a few drinks and then
But honestly, I'm not a violent man so it's probably better if you just don't come here.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder! I don't judge you BBWLOVER!
I agree with bbwlover 100%. He is a jerk. Most of his posts are way out there. The dude needs another hobby besides posting on this site 24 hours a day. He also needs a bbw to reign him in, beat his ass, then he'll have a new appreciation for women in general and stop being so rude and assinine. I don't know how that man sleeps at night, as well as a few others I might add.
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