A Frenchman, a German, an Irishman and an Englishman are talking together after some rigorous exercise.
'I'm so tired and thirsty,' moaned the Frenchman, 'I think I must have a glass of wine.'
'I'm so tired and thirsty,' responded the German, 'I think I must have a beer.'
'I'm so tired and thirsty,' murmured the Irishman, 'I think I must have a Guinness.'
'I'm so tired and thirsty,' muttered the Englishman, 'I think I must have diabetes.'
And the Frenchman said
Fuck you and the lop-eared queen you rode in on. STFU, you British cunt-rag fag.