Cheese Rage!

[CuteOldGuy]

Listen, when I say HAMBURGER, I don't mean CHEESEBURGER! YOU GOT THAT, BITCH?

Geez, I think someone is going to get coal in his stocking.

A Pennsylvania man has been charged with assault and disorderly conduct for his alleged rampage last month at McDonald’s, a meltdown reportedly triggered when his drive-thru order contained a hamburger with an unwanted piece of cheese.

Sean Varone, 35, was named in a District Court criminal complaint filed yesterday in York County, Pennsylvania.

According to cops, Varone became irate on November 30 after he “found his sandwich had cheese on it which was not what he ordered.” After he was provided a second hamburger--which also had cheese--Varone parked his vehicle and entered the McDonald’s.

Inside the restaurant, Varone allegedly began yelling at workers (one of whom he called a “fucking bitch”) and demanded a refund. After getting his money back, Varone knocked over a trash can and “picked up a children’s high chair, hoisted it above his head and threw it towards another dining table” in the crowded restaurant.

As Varone departed the eatery, McDonald’s manager Kathy Vazquez followed him out to the parking lot in an attempt to copy down his license plate number. When Varone realized he was being tailed, he allegedly grabbed Vazquez, placed her in a headlock, and grabbed a cordless phone from her hand and smashed it on the ground.

When a second McDonald’s worker confronted him, Varone reportedly warned that he would fight the employee if he tried to stop him from leaving the parking lot.

Vazquez suffered a sprained knee and a fractured tibia during the scuffle with Varone, according to a medical diagnosis provided to a Springettsbury Township Police Department officer.

In addition to the two misdemeanor charges, Varone was also cited for criminal mischief for damaging the $50 cordless phone belonging to McDonald’s. A preliminary hearing date has yet to be scheduled for Varone.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...er-rage-198723

[joe bloe]

Must have been a Democrat.

[WTF]

My guess is a white trash Tea Puke, probably someone related to you joe.

[Seedy]

Dude is Italian, most Italians are democrat. I know this shit from experience, I grew up with them.

[joe bloe]

Originally Posted by WTF

My guess is a white trash Tea Puke, probably someone related to you joe.

You are a really terrible person.
Back on ignore.

[Yssup Rider]

Joe ignores people? Like Mitt Romney?

[i'va biggen]

Has to be a democrat because he doesn't like cheese.Then I guess all cheese eaters are republican..

[Old-T]

I doubt it's a dem/rep thing. But imagine what the guy would have done if he had a gun? Seriously. He sounds just a tad bit unhinged (understatement)--go through that kind of rampage for a $1.19 hamburger that turned into a cheeseburger? He is a major time-bomb waiting to go off in a much worse fashion than this. Do YOU want to be the guy that backs your car into his in a parking lot?

[TheDaliLama]

Now that's what I call Lactose Intolerant.

[joe bloe]

Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

Now that's what I call Lactose Intolerant.

Behold the power of cheese!

[CJ7]

Originally Posted by joe bloe

Behold the power of cheese!

may the god of cheese block your bowels until you implode

[joe bloe]

Originally Posted by CJ7

may the god of cheese block your bowels until you implode

You obviously don't know what implode means. I'm not surprised, since you don't know much of anything.

[Yssup Rider]

Actually, Wisconsin is cheese land, and as we all know, Wisconsin is trending GOP.

So that answers that!

[CJ7]

Originally Posted by joe bloe

You obviously don't know what implode means. I'm not surprised, since you don't know much of anything.

to break down or fall apart from within

snick ( do I need to tell you what snick means again?)

[joe bloe]

Originally Posted by CJ7

to break down or fall apart from within

Like I said, you didn't know what the word meant. You obviously thought implode was synonymous with explode.

syn·on·y·mous

adjective \-məs\

Definition of SYNONYMOUS

1
: having the character of a synonym; also : alike in meaning or significance

2
: having the same connotations, implications, or reference <to runners, Boston is synonymous with marathon — Runners World>