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Old 05-21-2022, 06:47 AM   #1
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Default Why is there a shortage of free pussy for my dick

Why do I have to pay hookers to get laid.
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:31 AM   #2
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Buy new clothes.

Get a good haircut

Get a manicure and pedicure.

Take a good long shower . . .use soap.

Get a new car (EV of course)

Get a high paying job with plenty of free time.

All these things will help you find free serx partners in the real world.

Note that sex is never free. There is always a cost.
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:32 AM   #3
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Or you can pay hookers.
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Old 05-21-2022, 10:33 AM   #4
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Don't let them see how you write.
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Old 05-21-2022, 10:50 AM   #5
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... YET-AGAIN ... WRONG FORUM.

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With all shortage hopefully there won't be pussy shortage.
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Because all client/server operations involve an exchange of assets.
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Old 05-21-2022, 01:58 PM   #8
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Why do I have to pay hookers to get laid.
Because hookers won't lay you without getting paid.
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Old 05-21-2022, 04:45 PM   #9
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Buy new clothes.

Get a good haircut

Get a manicure and pedicure.

Take a good long shower . . .use soap.

Get a new car (EV of course)

Get a high paying job with plenty of free time.

All these things will help you find free serx partners in the real world.

Note that sex is never free. There is always a cost.
shave your privates that includes penis.
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Old 05-21-2022, 09:10 PM   #10
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I'm gonna guess its your sparkling personality.
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... YET-AGAIN ... WRONG FORUM.

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You auditioning to become a Minotaur?
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Old 05-21-2022, 10:38 PM   #12
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shave your privates that includes penis.
But leave your lieutenants hangin?
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OP, if you talk anything like you write and are as interesting as the threads that you start, I highly recommend that you never in your wildest dreams get your hopes up high about getting "free pussy" or should I say civilian pussy... hell, I'm surprised sex workers even tolerate you. I'd actually be surprised if anyone does.

You just come across as quite the odd duck to me. You don't seem to be mean spirited, but just very odd to say the least. Most civilian women don't like odd ducks so you're pretty much fucked when it comes to getting "free pussy".

Sorry, just being blunt and honest.
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Old 05-21-2022, 11:03 PM   #14
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... Crikey! ... Now THAT was a mean-spirited rant!
Why'd you stop?!

(I mighta "accidently" liked your post)

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Reminds me of the thread where the guy ranted why he had to pay an Amp/Spa girl on top of the door fee. That was a doozy.
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