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Old 10-05-2020, 07:33 AM   #1
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A Splenda Daddy is a man who wants to be a Sugar Daddy but just doesn't have the funds to pull it off !

I saw this and thought it too funny not to share with ya all.
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Old 10-05-2020, 11:11 AM   #2
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Saccharine wallet

From a stripper I know that went out for a long date with a guy who then had two credit cards rejected for the dinner tab. She excused herself from table and skipped rest of date.

Actual usage of Phrase:
Bartender: I thought you took the night off?
Gal: Curse, curse, curse, Saccharine Wallet.
Btw, the cursing was way longer and quite colorful.

I would like to thank woody for triggering that flashback.
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Old 10-05-2020, 06:12 PM   #3
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Old 10-07-2020, 01:48 AM   #4
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There is also a "Salt Daddy" Basically any guy who will tell/promise a girl anything to have sex. Then she never gets anything in return.
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Old 10-07-2020, 08:01 AM   #5
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There is also a "Salt Daddy" Basically any guy who will tell/promise a girl anything to have sex. Then she never gets anything in return.
Also called a baby daddy who doesnt pay child support...lol
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Old 10-07-2020, 09:52 AM   #6
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90% of gals expecting something for sex deserve baking soda.
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Old 10-07-2020, 11:39 AM   #7
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90% of gals expecting something for sex deserve baking soda.
Baking soda is sometimes used to put out a fire.

Throwing water on a fire cools things down too.
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Lol this has me laughing 🤣
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SPLENDA AND SALT DADDY HAHAHAHA
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Baking soda is sometimes used to put out a fire.

Throwing water on a fire cools things down too.
And is used to make me some cookies.
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I have a roommate who's trying to get her life back together. We worked together a while back and she's more than a decade younger than me, in her 20s. When she first moved in she paid her rent the old fashioned way (her idea) and called me her Splenda Daddy since I couldn't really afford a true Sugar Baby.
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It's funny. But it is a broad spectrum. One persons splenda daddy is another persons sugar daddy. I have had SB's that are happy with just rent and groceries. Ive had other ones that are asking a salary of an engineer (without having to pay taxes on the income of course).
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Old 10-13-2020, 02:01 PM   #13
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There is also a "Salt Daddy" Basically any guy who will tell/promise a girl anything to have sex. Then she never gets anything in return.
I get my gifts/money in advance to avoid salt daddies
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I get my gifts/money in advance to avoid salt daddies
That's so romantic
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I'll easily take care of one minute of business for 59 minutes of romance.
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