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11-15-2021, 04:09 PM
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Join Date: Nov 14, 2021
Location: Spring TX
Posts: 6
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Encounter: Asian Massage Spa
Date: 11-13-2021
Name: -
Phone: 8328076699
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Spring
State: Texas
Address: 810 E Louetta Rd, Spring, TX 77373
Activities: CBJ,CBJ,CFS
Hair long, black, tied back
Age: 30-35
Smoking Status: -
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: Around 5'4", thick with a belly. Below average face. No English.
Recommendation: No
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11-15-2021, 04:20 PM
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Premium Access
Join Date: Apr 16, 2015
Location: Houston
Posts: 4,307
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WTH people?! Bunch of new people not knowing how to write a review?! Whole thing seems just a little off.
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11-15-2021, 04:55 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Apr 11, 2016
Location: Houston Metro
Posts: 684
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Maybe they never paid to read an ROS in the first place and have no idea what to include.
Treat it like a 7th grade book report people!
WHO was your provider? If you didn’t catch her name, just say Lilly or Lucy. If another member knows her by another name, they will chime in and tell you. The girls change names all the time anyway.
HOW much did it cost you? Feel free to make up names for currency. Naming currency with the face on it is boring. No one cares that you left a couple of Lincolns on the wet spot of your towel you disgusting cheapskate. Calling them Roses or clams is better but be creative. Changing the units to cents instead of dollars is fucking brilliant. No one has ever thought of doing that.
WHEN was your session? The admins are concerned about what day give or take. Everyone backdates their encounters anyway so the provider might not be able to connect your story with your visit. But don’t believe it. They are smarter than you give them credit for, they just don’t give a shit unless their mamasan didn’t get her cut of the tip and it gets them in trouble.
WHERE was the encounter? Be specific but don’t be specifically specific. Use the phone number of the place to hide the location of the action. The Pop-po will never be able to Google a phone number and find out.
ROUNDNESS FACTOR. This is of vital importance and should not be left out of your encounter. If you mention the word “thin” or skinny but leave details of this observation out of your report, Dr. Prowler will immediately chime in asking how thin she was, then complain they are fatties and aren’t to his liking. If you even hint that the girl had some meat on her bones, LL will jump in and ask all sorts of inappropriate body mass inquiries, then complain they are too thin and not to his liking.
NON-RELATED ANECDOTAL INFORMATION AND WHAT WAS HAD FOR LUNCH AFTERWARDS: This is all the ancillary background history on how you ended up with a day off of work and went to visit a spa instead. Or what the traffic was like in Alief or Spring trying to get to the location. Personally I think most everyone is interested in what I had for lunch afterwards and what grade of gasoline I put in my car on the way back home so I make sure to include such details. Fi-fi says it gives him a headache to read all of that but I know it’s not true because he doesn’t read the whole encounter anyways. His loss.
So, in the future, including such details makes for a more enjoyable and overall most informative encounter.
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11-15-2021, 05:12 PM
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Registered Member
Join Date: Nov 14, 2021
Location: Spring TX
Posts: 6
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Yeah, I'm as new as it gets, sorry. Will keep that in mind. Just noticed there's no edit option, oof, specificity was a bad idea
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11-15-2021, 05:16 PM
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Join Date: Mar 19, 2020
Location: Houston
Posts: 529
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What Fozzy said. Especially with regards to lunch. Vitally important. I always forget to include that bit, and I kick myself every time.
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11-15-2021, 05:23 PM
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#6
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jul 12, 2021
Posts: 2,363
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Corn Pop was a bad dude, lol
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11-15-2021, 06:32 PM
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Premium Access
Join Date: Aug 23, 2017
Location: USA
Posts: 922
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Other very important information:
- will a picture of her ass fit in your screen?
- what was the temperature in the spa; do they keep it at 80 degrees and refuse to turn in the AC?
- how much oil does she use? Does she pour it on and does it feel like 10W30?
- is she skinny? No fat, thick or “with curve” chicks.
- does she do Greek?
- would you be willing to go there and do a doubles with your son?
Thanks in advance.
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11-15-2021, 06:57 PM
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BANNED
Join Date: Nov 5, 2021
Location: Nekid face down on the table
Posts: 2,846
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Most every lady I’ve seen had a belly. But as Fozzy said the roundness, excessive baby damage is one of the most critical factors - jk. Did she provide IOP or wub u long time (guessing not since you gave a no)?
Most importantly did she have a belly button? The ones that don’t look a little strange.
And of course along the theme of corn pop, did she rub the hairs on your leg?
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11-15-2021, 07:05 PM
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#9
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Join Date: Apr 16, 2015
Location: Houston
Posts: 4,307
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Originally Posted by cornmuffins
Yeah, I'm as new as it gets, sorry. Will keep that in mind. Just noticed there's no edit option, oof, specificity was a bad idea
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Feel free to do it over.
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11-15-2021, 08:22 PM
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Registered Member
Join Date: Nov 14, 2021
Location: Spring TX
Posts: 6
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Originally Posted by Tiger407
Other very important information:
- will a picture of her ass fit in your screen?
- what was the temperature in the spa; do they keep it at 80 degrees and refuse to turn in the AC?
- how much oil does she use? Does she pour it on and does it feel like 10W30?
- is she skinny? No fat, thick or “with curve” chicks.
- does she do Greek?
- would you be willing to go there and do a doubles with your son?
Thanks in advance.
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Never thought about that stuff before (so prob not an issue except maybe fat). No Greek. I don't even know what baby damage looks like...
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11-15-2021, 08:44 PM
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#11
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Premium Access
Join Date: Aug 23, 2017
Location: USA
Posts: 922
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Sorry Dude…that was a joke. You haven’t been here long enough to get it, others may.
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11-15-2021, 08:55 PM
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#12
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BANNED
Join Date: Nov 5, 2021
Location: Nekid face down on the table
Posts: 2,846
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I didn’t either (baby damage = stretch marks or csection scar). Kinda cruel and I was just giving you a hard time as well. What tiger said
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11-15-2021, 08:59 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Jul 12, 2021
Posts: 2,363
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Originally Posted by cornmuffins
Never thought about that stuff before (so prob not an issue except maybe fat). No Greek. I don't even know what baby damage looks like...
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A baby with a black eye, lol
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11-16-2021, 07:35 AM
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#14
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Sep 18, 2014
Location: .
Posts: 11,345
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Originally Posted by FozzyTheBear
Maybe they never paid to read an ROS in the first place and have no idea what to include.
Treat it like a 7th grade book report people!
WHO was your provider? If you didn’t catch her name, just say Lilly or Lucy. If another member knows her by another name, they will chime in and tell you. The girls change names all the time anyway.
HOW much did it cost you? Feel free to make up names for currency. Naming currency with the face on it is boring. No one cares that you left a couple of Lincolns on the wet spot of your towel you disgusting cheapskate. Calling them Roses or clams is better but be creative. Changing the units to cents instead of dollars is fucking brilliant. No one has ever thought of doing that.
WHEN was your session? The admins are concerned about what day give or take. Everyone backdates their encounters anyway so the provider might not be able to connect your story with your visit. But don’t believe it. They are smarter than you give them credit for, they just don’t give a shit unless their mamasan didn’t get her cut of the tip and it gets them in trouble.
WHERE was the encounter? Be specific but don’t be specifically specific. Use the phone number of the place to hide the location of the action. The Pop-po will never be able to Google a phone number and find out.
ROUNDNESS FACTOR. This is of vital importance and should not be left out of your encounter. If you mention the word “thin” or skinny but leave details of this observation out of your report, Dr. Prowler will immediately chime in asking how thin she was, then complain they are fatties and aren’t to his liking. If you even hint that the girl had some meat on her bones, LL will jump in and ask all sorts of inappropriate body mass inquiries, then complain they are too thin and not to his liking.
NON-RELATED ANECDOTAL INFORMATION AND WHAT WAS HAD FOR LUNCH AFTERWARDS: This is all the ancillary background history on how you ended up with a day off of work and went to visit a spa instead. Or what the traffic was like in Alief or Spring trying to get to the location. Personally I think most everyone is interested in what I had for lunch afterwards and what grade of gasoline I put in my car on the way back home so I make sure to include such details. Fi-fi says it gives him a headache to read all of that but I know it’s not true because he doesn’t read the whole encounter anyways. His loss.
So, in the future, including such details makes for a more enjoyable and overall most informative encounter.
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well said. ^
Also proper use of the "code" would be appreciated...
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11-16-2021, 07:36 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Sep 18, 2014
Location: .
Posts: 11,345
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Originally Posted by arañanegra
A baby with a black eye, lol
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too harsh? dayyum dude... lol. ^
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