Most embarrassing moments and gooooo
Whether you're the provider, or the gent, we have all had some funny moments. Did you queef during doggy style? Did you lose the condom in your who who.
Let's hear the funniest moments you have had in the sack.
Heres mine. I was with a really funny guy, he was a regular of mine. We we're getting down like no ones business and after it was done and over with we basically fell to the bed in exhaustion. A few minutes later we got up to get showered and he looks down at his junk and to our surprise, there's no condom. We are both so confused. We start tearing up the whole house. We were at his personal house. We tear through it like crazy and yes I had already checked my who.who but nothing felt wierd. Well after 10 minutes of us laughing hysterically looking for this damn condom. I check in my who who again.
It was there in all its glory, just way way up there. We had to almost tag team my vagina just to remove it. A mix between a squat, and shuffle and fingers. I don't think either of us ever laughed so hard.
So now your turn, girls we all know we have that one client who makes the most awkward and uncomfortable noises. Lets open the flood gates and enjoy some.funny stories.
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