Encounter: Blowing B****** at LS (2 reviews for one in the ROS)

[conservative44]

Date: 9/3/20
Name: B******
Phone: 5123852878
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Austin
State: Texas
Address: 183 near airport
Activities: Lap dances, kissing, BBBJ
Hair Length and Color: Black, wavy and past shoulders
Age: 22
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: Hispanic
Physical Description: 5’3, 34 A- 24- 36 (nice ass and legs from soccer) cute face with dimples
Recommendation: Yes

[conservative44]

Actual review

[Sleepy02]

Wow what a review! Good shit

[Sleepy02]

Also what’s the mask situation there? Or any other COVID measures? Been awhile since I’ve been to the titter

[conservative44]

Just have to wear a mask when you walk in and when you move around. When you’re sitting at your table, you don’t have to wear it.

[Sleepy02]

Originally Posted by conservative44

Just have to wear a mask when you walk in and when you move around. When you’re sitting at your table, you don’t have to wear it.

Cheers

[The Diletante]

conservative44, Thank you very much, for your excellent and candid review of "Bubbles".

First, a little background. Like many of you, I have avoided strip clubs since sometime in March (and I was a regular at Yellow Rose, P10 Highland -- aka, old Sugar's -- and, of course, Landing Strip). I was fearful of Covid-19 (and still am) because of the passing of two good friends.

However, I finally decided to "test the waters" and conservative44's review tweaked my interest. Prior to his review, I had never heard of this stripper. Sounds too good to be true, thought I; but then I recall a lot of reliable info that conservative44 has provided this community and decided to "flip-a-coin" and test the waters at LS.

Thus, around 4:30pm, I find myself driving to LS for the first time in more than 5 months. Fortunately, when I arrived the managers recognized me and introduced me to the new receptionist (Savannah). I then enter the main area and went up to the bar (which had no stools) and ordered my usual drink. There was a dancer on main stage, who tweaked my interest because she was Hispanic and looked very hot. As .soon as I got my drink, the manager came by and welcomed me back. He told me to go to VIP (pointing to the far end near the kitchen) and said he would send a waitress by. Just as he said that, I heard the DJ say something to the effect of "last round on stage for Bubbles". As soon as I got settled in VIP, I went to the main stage and pulled out about 8 dollar bills (I usually just give a "Lincoln" to a dancer on stage but had only Washington's paper as well as Franklin's in my pockets).

Bubbles graciously told me to put the bills anywhere (and I jokingly responded with "I will likely get kicked out of this club if I do that" -- as I was thinking of her crotch). Smart girl, she immediately said she would see me after her dance.

Bubbles more than lived up to her reputation. She came to my booth, and we decided to get a better one. After two dances, she had removed her last garment (i.e., her g-string) and was dancing naked on me. I removed my belt and unzipped. All the while she is dancing, she is passionately french-kissing me and three of my fingers are in her box.

[Explanation here: the reason my fingers were in her pussy was for me to do my smell test. I have a gift of a very sensitive olfactory and can instantly identify various goodies such as chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, HIV, etc. She passed on all smell -- and taste - tests.]

After our waitress came by, I was getting a little concerned about our privacy. So I quickly discussed that issue with Bubbles and she went scouting for very private place. This woman is fantastic!

[Gentlemen, I'm going to digress here one last time. There is at least one positive result of the Covid-19 pandemic. Lots of good businesses have been laying off employees. She told me she is totally new to the business and use to work for HEB but was laid off in June or July. The good news is that she (and hopefully other young, attractive women) became attracted to alternative opportunities of making a living such as stripping.]

Back to my "review" of this experience. After getting our very private area (which Bubbles made even more secure by moving a partition in front of our secluded booth), she continued her totally naked dance for me - all the while passionately kissing, rubbing my crotch. At my request, she even let me lay horizontal while she sat on my face. The juices that flowed into my mouth were exquisite. After about 5 minutes of this ecstasy, we changed positions where she was sitting on me facing me and she reaches down and repositions my rigid member so that it enters her love-nest. She unbuttons my shirt so our two breasts are merged as one. We are totally raw and she is flowing with love-juices. I'm getting harder and harder; I feel like a porn star. (I ask her about birth control, and she shows me her shot mark on her underarm.) The waitress comes by and asks if we need anything. I order two drinks while the two of us have our bodies fused into one. I'm certain the waitress knew what was happening -- which turned me on even more. We kept at the love-making, while all the time I'm thinking of Einstein's original thesis on relativity and trying to recall verbatim Edward Gibbon's (1737-1794) massive "The Decline and fall of the Roman Empire" in an effort to suppress exploding my splunk into her pussy as I get harder and harder and her pussy is soaked with her juices. And I succeed! We continue to fornicate in extreme passion for at least 30 minutes (wherein I really believe I have become a porn star). I remain strong, and do not release even as little as a drop of spermota.

Finally, around 7:30pm, she has to leave to go to a soccer game (she's athletic). We have made arrangements to meet privately. Gentlemen, this woman is amazing. She is also intelligent and is Hispanic. She is certainly not petite, but her talent way makes up for this attribute. Like I said, she is an athlete. And she is incredibly passionate!

A couple of inconsistencies from conservative44's review: She claimed she just started stripping about a week or so ago. And she also indicated LS was the only place she has worked as a dancer.

THANK YOU, conservative44!!! Your credibility is totally confirmed.

Gentlemen, this GEM won't be around long; she will likely discover a sugar-daddy very soon (In fact, I'm thinking of applying...)

[conservative44]

Diletante, glad you had fun. She is definitely going to be popular if she keeps up that level of service. Out of curiosity, how did you get lifetime premium access? I don’t think I have seen that before on the board.

[Hello_Goodbye]

Really appreciate the confirmational review - but shouldn't the dancer's name be in PRIVATE tags?

[conservative44]

Originally Posted by Hello_Goodbye

Really appreciate the confirmational review - but shouldn't the dancer's name be in PRIVATE tags?

I thought the same thing, she’s going to be famous and/or infamous now! Mods will probably fix, if you don’t have premium access then get the information while you can.

[Whispers]

Nice to hear some things are getting back to Normal..... Thanks for the review and if you nail down when Brandy works I think I'll go by and say hello

[The Diletante]

Damn! And super-sorry about neglecting the private tags. It's been so long since I visited a club as well as Eccie (that I forgot the rules and my manners). Attention MODS, Please add the tags asap!


And, again, my sincere regrets. (Although the gal in question should probably give me a cut given her likely rise in popularity...)

[00 gauge]

[conservative44]

It’s a topless bar that sells alcohol. Diletante and I are lifetime VIP, so we don’t pay to go to VIP. It’s $40 for 30 minutes the last I heard. The last few times that I have been, I had the whole VIP private section to myself which provides enough privacy to do just about whatever you may want.

[Hello_Goodbye]

How much does lifetime VIP run?