What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you when hobbying?

[Goose7093]

Let’s lighten things up a little.

One time, when going to see my ATF, she typed the wrong hotel room to me. I knocked on the door, and an attractive lady actually answered. Fortunately for me, I obviously knew it wasn’t the right lady, but boy was that embarrassing!

What has happened to you?

[offshoredrilling]

a ahem lady gave me a freebie for cip for a fresh cream pie eater.
When working on his mmmm meal he watched porn
errrr WTF live pron going on and watching web porn errrrrr
but now its funny as hell to me

[starway]

A very hot GILF that I fucked once told me that her daughter worked at one of the strip clubs about 30 miles away. Turns out I was a regular at that club and I had fucked her daughter in the vip rooms a couple of times. I didn’t tell her that but I asked each of them a couple questions that ended up verifying that for me.

[greyghost48]

Ok this one time at band camp... no not there but it’s always a good way to start. Since I am an early shooter I thought I would try one of the over the counter delaying creams. So just before the session I slather jr up. Now she arrives and activities begin and proceed to a BBBJ when she almost instantly exclaims “OMG, my mouth has gone numb!” I was embarrassed that I hadn’t realized the side effects but thankfully we had met on several other occasions and had a good chuckle over it.

[Fizley]

I am single dad with sole custody.

My 13 year old daughter and I were shopping in the grocery store. When a scantly clad provider (I had seen) before walks up to me and starts talking to me. It's a platonic conversation, "hey how are you doing" type conversation.

My daughter is looking at me in a wierd way. She says nothing in the store to me, but when we get into car she starts asking me some questions. We are stopped at a stop light, when the Question comes..."Dad!" "Dad!" "Did you date and fuck her?" I looked at the car next to me and there was an old couple in the car and both of their mouths were open looking back at us.

Ofcouse, it was summer and the windows were down.

[eyesore]

Was at a provider's house we both fell asleep . Woke up to her 2 year old putting glow in dark stickers all over us . Didn't know they glowed in the dark until later.

[sexykarma]

Not really funny but more embarrassing but I was onstage at a dominatrix show and the domme wadded up a blue latex glove , pulled the elastic band and dropped it down the front of my shorts....I forgot about it, stopped at a corner convenience store, got fuel, went in to pay and it rolled out my pant leg onto the floor.

I muttered something like "damn pocket got a hole in it" (to try and explain this) and picked it up. Three people behind me must have wondered what kind of party I'd been to.

[Mr69Jones]

I use to wear these drawstring pants. The pants were too large for me without the drawstring, but I really liked wearing them. After a visit with a provider at a hotel…I’m donning on my clothes and the string breaks. I had to walk through the lobby holding up my pants.

[crazy2old]

So driving home after an intense DATY plus other activities I realized my vision was way off. Turns out some time during our fun I lost a contact. I had to drive home with one eye covered. Never did find out if or where, she found it !!!

[Texxan52]

At a regular checkup I found out my PSA was high. I had a prostate biopsy (negative fourtunately). The doctor told me I might have some blood in the urine for a week or so. its two weeks out and the blood in the urine is all gone, and I need a release. Im thinking all should we good. I go to a subamp for a massage and hand release. When I release, it looked just like I was shooting pure blood. The lady giving the massage freaked out and ran out of the room crying. I never saw her at the amp again.

[bigguyt]

This story is not provider related but here i go. Long before the internet was popular a friend rented a golf course for a bachelor party. There were strippers on almost every hole. On one hole there were 2 girls making love to the largest double sided dildo. I stayed and watched the show then helped the ladies up. Fast forward a couple years i was buying a new set of golf clubs. I went to play it again sports to sell my old set. The guy took out my clubs and shook out my bag and the 2' long schlong came wiggling out in front of a store full of people. I explained the party but i feel he didnt believe me. He did let me use his garbage can.

[rojowi]

I made an appointment with a new provider who had used a picture that didn’t give away her identity. I booked an appointment and when I arrived I knew she looked familiar. Things go on and on and we start doing our business. Things are going well and in the middle of the session we got face to face and it hit me. I said “OMG you went to “such and such”High School didn’t you”. She got big eyed, And things got real awkward. She had graduated with my son 10 years before this happened and in a very small town. I knew her in RL and I know her parents well. I moved shortly after they graduated and hadn’t seen her since so I didn’t recognize her and her me. We got a good laugh out of it. But the action come to a screeching halt. We talked a bit and agreed not to share each other’s dirty little secret with anybody. She then asked if I wanted my money back, and asked if that meant she wanted to me leave. We laughed, and agreed to finish the session. We laughed Off and on the whole time, but it was a great session.

[FLWriter]

I was mid session once at an incall when the doorbell rang. My date excused herself and answered the door. Pizza delivery. For her kids. Kids I did not know were in the back of the house.

She returned shortly to continue.

[Ed Highlight]

The funniest thing to me is that I can get beautiful women to invite me to their hotel room and have sex with them... I find that hysterical!!!

[Jam3768]

Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

The funniest thing to me is that I can get beautiful women to invite me to their hotel room and have sex with them... I find that hysterical!!!

Lol. That was funny