Yeah yeah yeah...in the world of hookers and johns no one wants to be spotted in public with one or the other. BUT my fat ass needs to lose 35lbs and I'm setting my goal to do so in 3 months/12 weeks.
*Gasp* the fat whore actually admitted to being fat! YES I IZ FATZ! And I'm getting my spinner body back one pound at a time.
I go to *super secret gym that's named after an overrated city* 3-4 times a week...or I would like to go 3-4 times a week. I'm into Zumba, Yoga (my fat ass feels fatter in yoga
), weight lifting and walking on the treadmill for 20-30 minutes while watching episodes of Law and Order (yes, the treadmills have private TVs). I also like sweating in the Sauna for 10-15 minutes...or until I melt my iPhone.
So, this invitation is open for men and women. I just need an accountability partner to keep my fat ass on track. I tried looking for one on bodybuilding.com but that didn't end well.
SO WHO WANTS TO WHIP MY FAT ASS INTO SHAPE? I WANT TO BE A SPINNER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!