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JazzmineRayne · 09-24-2011, 02:01 AM

A 65 yr. old man looks at his wife.... "When we were married over 40 years ago, we lived in a cheap one room apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, watched a 10 inch black & white TV, but I laid next to a sexy 25 yr. old gal. Now we live in a 500,000 home, have a 45,000 car, plasma TV, king-size bed, but I sleep next to a 65 yr. old woman. It seems you are not keeping up to your end." His wife, who is a reasonable woman, looks at her husband & replies... "Go ahead & have another 25 yr. old woman & I will make sure you get to live in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car, sleep on a sofa bed & watch a 10 inch black & white TV!!!!

HeHeHe

Guest050314 · 09-24-2011, 08:30 AM

I have been told that several times...............

marco2007 · 09-30-2011, 11:19 AM

Yeah, that one hits a little to close to home.

KatelynDesire · 09-30-2011, 04:03 PM

* Evil smile * I Heart Menopause!

mikkifine · 09-30-2011, 05:14 PM

I love it! LOL!

Explorer · 09-30-2011, 06:33 PM

All in all, it sounds like a good deal to me. I just need to find the 25 year old who'll live with me like that.

greenhorn1960 · 10-02-2011, 10:20 PM

Yeah, I get reminded of that every so often, and told that there better not be any internet shananagins.

DallasRain · 10-03-2011, 11:21 PM

lol--good one!

Guest020312-2 · 10-04-2011, 12:21 AM

I'm 20.. buy me all that stuff and I will live with you.. except on weekends.

acp5762 · 10-04-2011, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JazzmineRayne

A 65 yr. old man looks at his wife.... "When we were married over 40 years ago, we lived in a cheap one room apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, watched a 10 inch black & white TV, but I laid next to a sexy 25 yr. old gal. Now we live in a 500,000 home, have a 45,000 car, plasma TV, king-size bed, but I sleep next to a 65 yr. old woman. It seems you are not keeping up to your end." His wife, who is a reasonable woman, looks at her husband & replies... "Go ahead & have another 25 yr. old woman & I will make sure you get to live in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car, sleep on a sofa bed & watch a 10 inch black & white TV!!!!

HeHeHe

Print a bunch of these out and hand them out to your married clients, lol.