CDC Warning

[Wayward]

CDC Warning

Gonorrhea Lectim:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im." The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

Many victims contracted it in 2008 ....... but now most people after having been infected for the past 1-2 years are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Votemout! You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

[bbkid]

Good one, Ww.

[chicagoboy]

This sounds like a particularly virulent strain. And, remember, even everyday gonorrhea is nothing to clap about.

[Don T. Lukbak]

Not to be confused with Chirpes, a canarial disease endemic to coal mines.

[auknowho]

Damn this is crazy! thanks for the word out.

[boardman]

Yesterday, I tried to have a conversation with An Obama supporter.

I had such a hard time making any eye contact with him.

I just gave up...


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[TheDaliLama]

I was wondering what had happened to badpoo and bigtex.

Now we know.

[Wayward]

The funny thing, saw the subject line and who it was from and went, Oh shit!

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Wayward

The funny thing, saw the subject line and who it was from and went, Oh shit!..............This is gonna be funny

That's what you meant to say, right?

Right?

[Wayward]

No I really got it from the kind of guy who might have gotten a case of killer clap.

[Houston65]

Fire Congress has the solution