Lost and Found

[jackfengshui]

My hobby phone has served me faithfully for many years. It is a basic, reliable, no-frills, non-smart phone that only costs me $10 a year to maintain service for me to use exclusively for one purpose.

It was therefore a little traumatic for me to suddenly realize that it was no longer with me two days ago after seeing a favorite lady and running some errands. My best hope was that it felt out of my pocket in the lady's long-term-lease incall. So I emailed her, knowing that she does not check her email all the time. After not hearing from her for two anxious days, I was almost resigned to having to get a new phone when I suddenly received her email with the welcoming words, "I believe I have something that belongs to you." Within a short while, I was able to retrieve it from her - with much gratitude.

This is only the third "accident" I can remember in all these years of hobbying. In the first incident, I forgot to leave the envelope and the kind lady insisted that I waited until the next visit to make it up with her. In the second incident, I forgot to bring my cell phone, and had a hard time using the unfriendly pay phone in the hotel to call the touring lady's out-of-state phone to get her room number.

[JONBALLS]

I once left an incall and realized a bulge was missing from my pants...

[offshoredrilling]

ya! a happy end. you got you're phone back. Tuesday I had to stop to see a provider on the way to work. She called earlier in the day. Hay dumb ass, you left your watch here.

My current hobby phone repleace my last one after 5 years service. Its last year it also had a mishap. She took a piss, then I took one. Then the phone went for a swim before I flushed. Her hair dryer got it working again. But the screen had problems after that. mmmmmm then the screen died when I went to make a call from the same bathroom. Anyone want a used phone. still makes and takes calls.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

I once left an incall and realized a bulge was missing from my pants...

you left spear pair of socks at her place that ya keep in your undies ????


edit: mmmm I may end up paying for that one

[JONBALLS]

I also left a grenade once..she texted and said she set it on the doorstep and I went back oand got it

[Guest121613]

There is one great lay that has my wrist watch.

[offshoredrilling]

mmmmmm now I wonder if I got my watch and not lostforkate's watch. No problem you can have mine.

I left mine at Kate's. If you lost yours there. Where do ya want me to start looking for another watch.

[Guest121613]

watch swapping? can you say the 5 times fast, comes out swatch whopping.
I guess it just next natural step after escort swapping,

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by JONBALLS

I also left a grenade once..she texted and said she set it on the doorstep and I went back oand got it

Must not have been your when you're old live in. She would have pulled the pin for ya. only one way out of a deal like that ya know.


looking closer. ya I got my watch darn it. cheap timex and about do for a new battery. will keep a eye out for your watch. swatch whopping
you'll get yours back if I find it. I just better not find it in the ice cream.

[Lexxxy]

Someone once forgot their phone AND insulin pump. I had no other way of getting a hold of him because he left the sites and well an insulin pump is super important. I panicked and threw my hair up in a bun and jumped into my dirty gym yoga pants with my jacket over my corset and ran down to the lobby to return both. I literally caught him the sec he walked out the door.
Now I always say "Wallet, keys, phone, watch?" when someone is about to leave.

[offshoredrilling]

"Now I always say "Wallet, keys, phone, watch?" when someone is about to leave."
but part of the fun is having to go back.

[GP]

[Tiger]

I think Jack just wanted to make another appointment, and the phone was just a good excuse to head over. (glad to read you got your phone back)



I must not get out often enough... I have yet to have the fun of having to go back because I "forgot" something.

[GP]

[Tiger]

Originally Posted by GP

GP is locked into a long term contract with his provider!
(Oh, were not trying to caption the photo?- my bad)