Plant based meat.

[gnadfly]

This is a moral dilemma. You're enjoying meat but its not meat. Then why enjoy it if you're a vegan? Kinda like telling your wife yeah you fucked her sister but you used a condom so it's cool.

If you're a meat eater, why switch to this new meat? Should it even be referred to as meat? I've never had this new wave of faux meat. Maybe I'm a late adopter. I never bought a pair of Crocs either.

[SeV]

It’s not meat,

It’s...

It’s...

It’s Beyond Meat

[friendly fred]

It tastes like meat but for some reason certain people want to be vegetarians and miss the taste of meat.

I like a good steak and hamburger so I tried the Beyond Meat but thought it was just OK. I eat plenty of fruits and vegetables anyway so I have no reason to buy a veggie burger designed to taste like meat.

For those who do and are not liberals, I hope they enjoy it.

For the liberals, I hope it causes them to throw up and aspirate their vomit.

[Jackie S]

This stuff can’t help but remind me of “Smeat” from the movie Waterworld.

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by friendly fred

It tastes like meat but for some reason certain people want to be vegetarians and miss the taste of meat.

I like a good steak and hamburger so I tried the Beyond Meat but thought it was just OK. I eat plenty of fruits and vegetables anyway so I have no reason to buy a veggie burger designed to taste like meat.

For those who do and are not liberals, I hope they enjoy it.

For the liberals, I hope it causes them to throw up and aspirate their vomit.

It's made from Soy. Soy is a phytoestrogen. Estrogen lowers the free uptake of Testosterone in men and raises Estrogen levels. Probably why most Liberal males who eat that shit act like fucking little girls.

[HoeHummer]

Originally Posted by friendly fred

It tastes like meat but for some reason certain people want to be vegetarians and miss the taste of meat.

I like a good steak and hamburger so I tried the Beyond Meat but thought it was just OK. I eat plenty of fruits and vegetables anyway so I have no reason to buy a veggie burger designed to taste like meat.

For those who do and are not liberals, I hope they enjoy it.

For the liberals, I hope it causes them to throw up and aspirate their vomit.

You must eats a lot of fiber, because you constantly shits all over this board, JL.

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by Levianon17

It's made from Soy. Soy is a phytoestrogen. Estrogen lowers the free uptake of Testosterone in men and raises Estrogen levels. Probably why most Liberal males who eat that shit act like fucking little girls.

Bravo!!

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by Jackie S

This stuff can’t help but remind me of “Smeat” from the movie Waterworld.

Then it prob tastes like Shmit.

[gnadfly]

If they are going to design a food, why don't they make it like the best steak you've ever tasted? Like a Star Trek replicator, they could make it taste like pussy, or for Assup, like dick.

[dilbert firestorm]

Originally Posted by gnadfly

This is a moral dilemma. You're enjoying meat but its not meat. Then why enjoy it if you're a vegan? Kinda like telling your wife yeah you fucked her sister but you used a condom so it's cool.

If you're a meat eater, why switch to this new meat? Should it even be referred to as meat? I've never had this new wave of faux meat. Maybe I'm a late adopter. I never bought a pair of Crocs either.

Originally Posted by SeV

It’s not meat,

It’s...

It’s...

It’s Beyond Meat

is this the new soylent green?

[gnadfly]

Good point. With Soylent Green you totally eliminate people's carbon footprint which is the end goal of the aGW/ZPG folks.

[Levianon17]

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

is this the new soylent green?

It's part of the "Liberal Diet" after thirty days men begin to get emotional and develop "Man Boobs" commonly know as Gyno or Bitch Tits from the spike in estrogen. They become effeminate.

[friendly fred]

Originally Posted by gnadfly

If they are going to design a food, why don't they make it like the best steak you've ever tasted? Like a Star Trek replicator, they could make it taste like pussy, or for Assup, like dick.

Yssup Rider would salivate over a dickburger.

[bambino]

Originally Posted by friendly fred

Yssup Rider DOES salivate over a dickburger.

FTFY

[HoeHummer]

Yous are like a couple of sea elephants jerkings each other off.

Next time yous should try one of these, jerkoffs.

https://www.inthegroove.com/jackits-...pad-clear.html