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01-23-2010, 11:55 AM
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Join Date: Dec 20, 2009
Location: Rochester, NY
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So my wife says to me upon my return from a provider...
"You're different these days"
"Uh, how so?"
"You seem to have a new personality."
"LOL! A better one? Should I keep this one for awhile?"
"Yeah, I like it."
"How so? What's the distinction?"
"You're so much more affectionate. I love you."
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01-23-2010, 12:01 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 22, 2009
Location: Not Here
Posts: 1,443
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Now here is one of the best affects of the Hobby. The Wife ends up appreciating you more.
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01-23-2010, 12:15 PM
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Join Date: Dec 20, 2009
Location: WNY
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Bob,
You should try bringing her back a receipt and see if she will reinburse you
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01-23-2010, 12:20 PM
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Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 2709
Join Date: Dec 16, 2009
Location: Austin
Posts: 6,767
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A lot of marriages get strained from lack of sex ..take that away and the rest is golden...
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01-23-2010, 01:08 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Syracuse, NY area
Posts: 23
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Bob, my situation would be a bit different:
"You seem more relaxed. Less tense. Not so wound up."
"Really?"
"Yes..... ARE GETTIN SEX SOMEWHERE!!? CAUSE IT AINT FROM ME!"
"No. I've become ambidextrous."
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01-23-2010, 01:30 PM
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Backbencher
Join Date: Dec 17, 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 7,683
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I hobby so that I can spend more quality platonic time with my wife.
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01-23-2010, 02:12 PM
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Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: near Lake Ontario
Posts: 48,644
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NB
How tall is your wife? Now that may be a strange thing to ask. But it gos with, Who's eyes and smile do you see when you are with a provider? .
And if she finds out how would, "I did it for us" go over?
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01-23-2010, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: USA
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Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
NB
How tall is your wife? Now that may be a strange thing to ask. But it gos with, Who's eyes and smile do you see when you are with a provider? .
And if she finds out how would, "I did it for us" go over?
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Hmmmm. . .I thought you were asking as a physics curiosity. How tall she is may effect leverage and force as she hits you with a golf club:
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01-23-2010, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 20, 2009
Location: Rochester, NY
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Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
NB
How tall is your wife? Now that may be a strange thing to ask.
But it gos with, Who's eyes and smile do you see when you are with a provider?
And if she finds out how would, "I did it for us" go over?
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1. 66"
2. The provider's
3. I hope I never find out.
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01-23-2010, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Dec 25, 2009
Location: looking
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Originally Posted by NormalBob
1. 66"
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Bob,
5 and a half wasn't close enough? LOL
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01-24-2010, 07:26 AM
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Join Date: Dec 20, 2009
Location: Hidden Hills
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I am glad all of your therapy sessions are making a positive difference in your life. My friend and I used to say to each other "Quick batman! We have sexless marriages to save"! Haha
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01-24-2010, 07:32 AM
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Join Date: Dec 20, 2009
Location: Rochester, NY
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Originally Posted by SexyGabrielle
I am glad all of your therapy sessions are making a positive difference in your life. My friend and I used to say to each other "Quick batman! We have sexless marriages to save"! Haha
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Gabrielle sweetheart, you've been a fantastic therapist. I've thanked you as we've met over the past few months.
I guess the new news is that my wife is thanking you too.
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01-24-2010, 11:31 AM
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Join Date: Jan 15, 2010
Location: Central NY
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My wife (now ex) was a super-bitch no matter what I did. I am so glad to be rid of her. I'm glad that some of you are finding balance between your home life and your hobby. What an interesting world out there.
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01-24-2010, 11:38 AM
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Backbencher
Join Date: Dec 17, 2009
Location: USA
Posts: 7,683
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According to some studies, the major causes of conflict in a marriage are in the following order:
1. Money
2. Kids
3. Work/Stress
4. Sex
So, if the other areas are fine, some of us can work around the last issue.
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01-24-2010, 11:58 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: near Lake Ontario
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Originally Posted by conner11
My wife (now ex) was a super-bitch no matter what I did. I am so glad to be rid of her. I'm glad that some of you are finding balance between your home life and your hobby. What an interesting world out there.
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Strange, that is what the current SO of some of my x-fiancee's say.
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