Something new

[flinde]

SO out of town till Sat, so I thought I would try something new/different.

Remember my brother paganguy talking about getting lucky with free strange on CL, casual encounters, so I thought, why not try, see what turns up?

So, I ran this ad:

http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cas/2563634598.html

Probably beginner's luck, but 3 viable responses in addition to the spam bs.

Emailed a pic of me (old funny looking little guy) and a pic of a doe (female deer) drinking out of my pool. Chicks fall for that cute, sensitive nonsense.

So, I have a 42 Y/O hottie supposedly coming by about 6. Saw a pic. Nice smile. Admits to size 10, so I figure size 12. Wants refreshments to "relax" so a pitcher of margaritas in play. Figure that ought to get civilian strange loose enough to do me. Hasnt mentioned BF or hubby, so I figure there is one. Hope he is not too big or nosy.

Cant kiss and tell with specific details re civilian strange of course. And this bbs really isnt the place, except for maybe here in sandbox. But, will share my impressions, and welcome pointers and suggestion from my monger brothers.

[Likinikki]

Haha...you go Flinde!! Have fun and will be waiting anxiously for all the 411!!

[Coolpops]

Who knows flinde, you could be starting a trend.
Let us know how it works out.

[flinde]

update

I got through the "I'm having second thoughts" bs. Played it smooth and low key like Hyman Roth in Godfather II.

"What will be, will be. I light the grill at 6:00." Worked like a charm.

[SpursFan]

Watch out for Fredo, we will look for your follow up report.

SF

[flinde]

I'm sorry for not following up a little sooner, but that civilian strange worked me over till 3:00 am and up again at 7:00 am. I gotta go rest and have some prune juice. About 10 last night I was missing my in and out in about an hour professional strange. Civilians can be time consuming. I'm gonna go check out Rhoni's weekend ad before I fall asleep.

I will say that the civilian looked like a 10 years younger, 15lbs heavier (this is San Antonio) Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Curly hair, dorky glasses, big smile - the whole enchilada. Central casting could not have sent a better random craigslist hookup.

And, I knew I was going to get real lucky when the civvie pulled down her tank top right after dinner to show me what good work her breast reduction surgeon did.

More to come after I take a little nap.

[Secret Encounters]

Lmao ¤¤ why buy the cow when u get the milk for free ¤¤ lmao

[Doglegg]

What's F-Troop?

Damn, I'm missing the pool.

Be even funnier if she were an out of town provider that was looking for civvy strange.

Thx for the idea and future hopes!

Dogg

[flinde]

Lexxxi, the same reason you buy bread. Quality, To save time. Convenience.

Sure, I can grow wheat in my backyard for free. I can grind it into flour for free. I can bake it into bread for free. Three months, and a lot of hassle, I might even get a loaf of bread.

But its so much easier and quicker just to go into Broadway Daily Bread, look at all the neat breads. Lay down $4.00. Get what I want and be on my way. Maybe get 2.

But, free strange can be interesting now and then.

Doglegg, I am starting to suspect a former pro or very UTR current pro. Julia Luis-Dreyfus's younger sister was simply way too skilled, way too insatiable to be a civilian. How many civilians scream "stick it deep in my ass, baby" on the first date? Not too many, in my experience. Especially younger, hotter Julia Louis-Dreyfus clones (complete with dorky glasses) with a droopy old guy. That's second, third date stuff at best even on CL casual encounters.

Sometimes, professionalism just shines through.

Google Image this Doglegg "F Troop" + "Wrangler Jane"

[Doglegg]

I remember watching F Troop but for the life of me cannot remember Wrangler Jane.

Good turn on civvie Flinde.

Dogg

[Likinikki]

So, Flinde, how was the prune juice? You crack me up!

As for the "stick it deep in my ass, baby..." I always thought all good girls said that...h-mmm, maybe I'm just a natural born slut! (lol)

[flinde]

Thanks Irene!!! SO stuck in Boston till Tuesday. So, I got some more time on my hands. I'm wondering, dip # 2 with Julia Louis-Dreyfus' younger, hotter sister, or dip into some stranger civilian stranger. Or maybe documentaries on the Big One (WWII) on the History Channel and Military Channel. So many choices, so much time.

Its much simpler when time is short, with the pros.

[PaganGuy]

Good work bro. Sounds like a winner!
Last time I saw my civ concubine I took a day off work and had 5 hours of bliss for not making about what an hour with a provider woulda cost. IS nice knowing we still really got it and somebodys not just saying we do for the $. Still not a regular enough thing to give up this life but a good bridge through the tough times.

[Precious_b]

JL-D! Man! Never watched Seinfeld on primetime but when I saw her I was in immediate lust! To find a Provider that looked like her.....

[flinde]

Precius B, I'm still looking for a provider that looks like JLD also. Julia Louis Drefus' younger, hotter little sister is a civilian.