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VerySkeptical · 06-09-2023, 09:59 AM

Any intelligent criminal would have destroyed the records. No evidence, no case.
But trump's ego made him keep the "rope" that they will use to hang him with.
Then there is a recording of trump talking about Iran's battle plans. Well out of office at this point.
He'll take a plea deal and fall to "Black into red headed ass" is the new punishment for all those insiders.

We'll get to all of them, one at a time.
Starting with trump

Anyone stuck guarding him will turn a blind eye to trump and let him survive on his own.
"Some said they heard him shouting, "deeper, deeper!"during what was thought to be a shanking. The nation was relieved to hear it was just an everyday prison anal gangbang.

Everyone knows you're guilty if you're in jail.
Good thing florida still has cash bond.

Looks like he believed his own claim and shot the guy on 5th avenue. Too bad he believed he was above the law.

If he plans on smuggling something in his "prison wallet", he better make it a tube of preparation h.

Ripmany · 06-09-2023, 10:50 AM

Trump in prison!??

Hdtown · 06-09-2023, 11:50 AM

In prison with no blow dryer or spray on tan, just a new big boyfriend.

winn dixie · 06-10-2023, 08:23 AM

Trump is too stoopit to realize he's hanging himself. Oh well least in prison he won't have to hide he's a bottom pole smoking bitch. With small hands. SNICK

Brot · 06-10-2023, 08:55 AM

And to think. All he had to do was give the documents back. His brain apparently coorelates to the size of his hands.

winn dixie · 06-10-2023, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Brot

And to think. All he had to do was give the documents back. His brain apparently coorelates to the size of his hands.

dilbert firestorm · 10-01-2023, 07:15 PM

Hot TDS on full display in this thread.

tsk, tsk, tsk.

Lucas McCain · 10-01-2023, 07:40 PM

^^^^ Dude, I hope you do realize this thread died almost 4 months ago. What the fuck was your point in bumping it just to post that? This thread was probably on the 20th page in this forum before you bumped it back to the top.

tsk, tsk, tsk

dilbert firestorm · 10-03-2023, 09:18 PM

i was catching up on old news after 3 months vacation. tsk tsk tsk.

Precious_b · 10-04-2023, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dilbert firestorm

Hot TDS on full display in this thread.

tsk, tsk, tsk.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

^^^^ Dude, I hope you do realize this thread died almost 4 months ago. What the fuck was your point in bumping it just to post that? This thread was probably on the 20th page in this forum before you bumped it back to the top.

tsk, tsk, tsk

that is dilberts way of expressing TDS. At last report, there was no cure for the mouth foaming orange lovers.