Chuck Norris

[DukeCooper]

Ladies,

Would you, or would you not?

Discuss.

[Jules Jaguar]

i totally would do chuck norris

[Guest062912]

Yep. Guy gives good 'stache. "Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies; he potato sacks them." Priceless.

[Tara Evans]

I love Chuck Norris, especially when he was in Walker Texas Ranger.

[Guest071613-2]

.....Chuck Norris ate a box of Alpha-Bits cereal and shat out the entire works of Edgar Allen Poe.....

........The day Chuck Norris sleeps with your wife is the happiest day of your life.....

......The Virgin Mary saw Chuck Norris in her grilled cheese sandwich......

I've met him on several occasions as a dancer and HELL NO I wouldn't do him. He's a pompous asshole, very full of himself.

[Jules Jaguar]

what a way to kill our fantasy dannie!! lol j/p

[ElisabethWhispers]

I've met him as well. A few times but it was when I was in the work force. This was also during the "Walker Ranger" days when he was a fixture in Dallas and also in the non-profit fund raising scene a lot.

I wouldn't do him, either. Well, if it were an appointment. Just not my type at all. And it's not even that. It's just ... never mind!

What I would say is kindof rude.

Not really into actors that much anyway. Never understood the appeal unless it's just the eye candy factor. But "we" get that HERE! Men are men and unless their bedroom acumen proceeds them (think Liam Neesom - don't know how to spell his name - in that Scottish film. Wow.), then what's the point? To say that you've bagged an actor in bed?

A friend of mine slept with Jack Nicholson years (decades) ago. Big deal. She said that it was one of the most horrible sexual experiences that she ever had. Oh well.

Interesting question.

Elisabeth

[ElisabethWhispers]

Originally Posted by 214JULES

what a way to kill our fantasy dannie!! lol j/p

Sorry about that! Currently, I'm kindof steeped in realism. Love the new avatar! Very pretty!

EW

[Guest022712-3]

Originally Posted by ThinWhiteDuke

Ladies,

Would you, or would you not?

Discuss.

We can't. You don't do Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris does you.

[Guest071613-2]

Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

A friend of mine slept with Jack Nicholson years (decades) ago. Big deal. She said that it was one of the most horrible sexual experiences that she ever had.

Now THAT kills a fantasy for me...he was #1 on my list.

[lisa.lisa0302]

I would do him if he had

1. That mustache......weeeeee mustaches rides.
2. That long hair to play in while getting the mustache rides.
3. I love a man in nut-huggers and boots.

[ElisabethWhispers]

Originally Posted by Dannie

Now THAT kills a fantasy for me...he was #1 on my list.

Let me rephrase that a little bit. She actually dated him off and on for a few months when he was in town ... and then bitch about the experience. When I would ask her why in the world would she put herself in that situation, she looked at me like I was an idiot. "It's Jack! We go out and everyone crowds our table. People love him! I can't say no!!!"

Jeez.

Sorry to rain on that parade, Dannie.

Elisabeth

[delimex007]

Who is Chuck Norris??

[Dharma]

Hilarious thread! I have never met the man but I do love the legend!

I tried to look up some Chuck facts on the net but Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

He might be a jerk but I hear Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck. Plus, he's the only guy on the planet that could kick you in the back of your face!

He's not just bad ass, he's smart too. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

Would I do him? Chuck Norris has had thousands of lovers, but none of them ever satisfied him. He realized that the only person who could ever satisfy Chuck Norris...was Chuck Norris. Who can compete with that?

[netman]

Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris has been dead for 10 years... but the Grim Reaper is too afraid to tell him.

netman

PS: For the record, Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.