As with 90% of the guys reading this, I'm somewhere between Jack Flash and Charles.
AGE
Check his ID
20 to 29
30 to 40
41 to 55
56 to 66
Older than dirt
WEIGHT
Delicate flower
Average
Great body
Muscles
Car tire (maybe just the emergency spare, though)
Truck tire
Get the harpoon
LOOKS
Silver fox
Young and handsome
Calvin Klein model
Ruggedly good looking
Nothing to write home about
Not attractive
Get my blindfold
FACIAL HAIR
Shaved
Missed a few days
You might get a brush burn
BODY HAIR
None
Average
Gorilla
HYGIENE
Came in clean and showered, smelling great
Needed a pre-coital shower (borderline, probably OK without it but couldn't hurt; he's willing if you suggest)
Get the Lysol and crotchless hazmat suit
HEIGHT
Short – Could eat me standing up
Average
Tall – Could blow him standing up
PENIS
Get tweezers
Average (OK, maybe a bit smaller, but meets the Elaine Boozler test - "if it reaches from you to me, it's fine")
Decent size, weird bend, use yoga poses
Very nice
Big
OMG I just coughed up an ovary
ASS
No ass apparent
Tiny but cute
Nice and firm
A bit saggy
Bowling balls in plastic shopping bags
SEX
None, just looking for therapy
Doesn’t know what he’s doing (but this won't be a problem if the lady takes the initiative; and he is somewhat trainable)
Quickie
Amazing lover
Will fuck you dry as a bone
BJ
You may cough up a fur ball later
Smells bad, have to breathe through your eyes
Fine
Penis tastes yummy
DATY
No
Yes, fine
Hits all the right notes
Needs instruction
MARRIED
Yes
No
In denial
HOBBY LIFE
Virgin
Rarely
Occasionally
Regular (may be slowing down, though)
Serial
Fucks every escort out there and lives on TER
PERSONALITY
Doesn’t have one
Nice and personable
Very interesting
Fun and easy going
If this wasn’t business I’d want to know him better
Complete moron
Asshole
(Could be either of the above, depending on how similar the lady's personality is; different strokes for different folks, right?)
SESSION ATTITUDE
Respectful
Shy and passive (multiple choices OK?)
Aggressive
Pressed for things not on menu
Overstayed his welcome
Tried to haggle
Calls after to chat… thinks we’re friends now
APPOINTMENT RATING
10 God-like body, great lover
9 great time, handsome, fun
8 nice, gentleman, has a few skills
7 Easy, out in under 30
6 Just fair
5 Don’t remember, but can still give to my shoe fund
4 A bit demanding
3 I never worked so hard
2 Not worth the money I made, up your rates
1 Never again, black list his ass
(may range from 5 to 8; WALDT applies to the ladies too, right?)
Recommendation:
If compatibility is VERY important, may or may not be your cup of tea. Otherwise, why not? Easy appointment and no hassles, probably not significantly worse than most of your clients.
What would your profile say?
My Bio Page - Florida - Tampa/Orlando
LMAO!
