LOL funny ekim!!
Top Ten Ways to Tell You’re Getting Old
10. Your little black book contains only names ending with M.D.
9. You get winded playing chess.
8. Your back goes out more than you do.
7. When you sit in the rocking chair, you find it’s damn near impossible to get it going.
6. Your knees buckle easier than your belt.
5. You look forward to a very dull evening.
4. Dialing long distance, wears you out.
3. The gleam in your eye is now from the sun hitting your bifocals.
2. You burn the midnight oil at 8 p.m.
The number one reason you know you’re getting old…
…Your pacemaker makes the garage door open up every time you see a sexy woman.
Getting older
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