Lets ban the flu

[JD Barleycorn]

According to some 11,000 to 13,000 people a year are killed by guns but according to the CDC some 27,000 people a year die from the flu. This is not a normal year, it is an epidemic year and so I demand that the Senate pass a law banning the flu. If it saves only one life it is worth it.

[Yssup Rider]

Lets ban douchebags...

[IIFFOFRDB]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Lets ban douchebags...

OK you are banned.

[cptjohnstone]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Lets ban douchebags...

how about dipshits? shit for brains

[TheDaliLama]

After countless studies with white mice it has been determined that white mice cause the flu.

[WTF]

I think movie theaters should pass out handguns upon entry for safety reasons. Same with schools. All kids should be packing. You righties world would be so much safer!

[Randy4Candy]

Originally Posted by WTF

I think movie theaters should pass out handguns upon entry for safety reasons. Same with schools. All kids should be packing. You righties world would be so much safer!

Great idea! The Teawipes can buy all of the guns and ammo by using Medicaid vouchers and anyone who is shot can pay for treatment 100% out of their own pocket.

[TheDaliLama]

Originally Posted by WTF

I think movie theaters should pass out handguns upon entry for safety reasons. Same with schools. All kids should be packing. You righties world would be so much safer!

Can you still catch the flu from a dead person?

[Randy4Candy]

Originally Posted by TheDaliLama

Can you still catch the flu from a dead person?

It depends on how GFE your necropheliac experience was.

[TheDaliLama]

That would be DGE.

Definitely UTR and discreet.

[Randy4Candy]

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

According to some 11,000 to 13,000 people a year are killed by guns but according to the CDC some 27,000 people a year die from the flu. This is not a normal year, it is an epidemic year and so I demand that the Senate pass a law banning the flu. If it saves only one life it is worth it.

Ahhh, the artful dodging of misdirected hyperbole.

Listening to the classroom activities from the hallway while mopping the floor an education does not make, JDCorneyhole.

I notice you left out the House in your little ditty above.

It seems to me that while you talk about banning the flu, you are really talking about banning flu shots.

[JD Barleycorn]

Has it always been this easy to make others (hi Randy) look like the fools that they are?

[CuteOldGuy]

Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

Has it always been this easy to make others (hi Randy) look like the fools that they are?

Yeah. Really, it has.

[WhoAreWe]

WHY, IT DOES A PUBLIC SERVICE

RANDMAN

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