True Friendship

[cnym]

Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is one that really speaks to true friendship: This one is the best!

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry fucker who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex. Who told you about this one????? lol

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. When you’re horny- I promise to do all the nasty things no one else will!!!
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask? Because you are my friend.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body part!

[offshoredrilling]

I have helped a few providers move. Then they helped me move a body part. So am I a friend or a?

[brutusbluto]

Which body part did you have moved...lol

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by jymie

Which body part did you have moved...lol

nope not going to tell. Its not nice to kiss and tell. Oh rats that is what this board is all about.

[cnym]

Originally Posted by jymie

Which body part did you have moved...lol

It was a TCE "Toe Curling Experience" with a GFE as a BFE

[brutusbluto]

Very Nice!