$3k for a vaccum

[johnnyretard]

I had the good fortune of having a nice salesmen come to my house and ask me if I wanted to use merry maids
sure, come on in!
turns out, he wanted to have me allow him to clean my rugs to show me a new vaccum

well, Ihave a few stains in my spare bedroom on my carpets
so I said sure
the salesmen left and some fat/balding man took his spot
he spent 2.5 hours showing me tons of useless attachements that you dont want in a vaccum
blow up ballons?
spray paint?
yes, I see it has 2 motors, no I didnt know that the kirby character was named after a vacum

Im glad you have nasa working with you to make a great vaccumm
no, I'm not paying $3800 for a vaccum
you called your boss and now its $3200 ?
pass

you called your boss and now its $2800 ?
pass

you called your boss and now its $1700 ?
pass

you called your boss and now its $1000 ?
pass

https://www.consumeraffairs.com/in_home/kirby.htm

Good GOD

least I have cleaner carpet, but my Bissel was $50 at walmart and while it doesnt blow up balloons or suck my thick dick, it does work as a vacuum

[Y_eye_AwE_Ta]

Sheesh! Maybe that was the problem, that the vacuum could do everything short of sucking a guy off and then cooking him a nice steak dinner while suggesting a nice red wine to pair it with.

If the vacuum was $1000 after all those calls to his boss why didn't he just say that to begin with?

[johnnyretard]

Originally Posted by Y_eye_AwE_Ta

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If the vacuum was $1000 after all those calls to his boss why didn't he just say that to begin with?

part of the high pressure sales

they kept changing the price, from their calls with "the boss" or giving a discount if I gave them my vacuum($ 100 off)
or an item for the salvation army($ 100)
then I had to buy it because one of the salesmen was 2 away from winning a vacation
then it was a vacation for him and his kid

it wasnt the money that drove me nuts, it was how complex it was
and I'm thinking to myself
I just want a vaccum I can use without 40 attachments and needing 5-10 minutes of finding attachments THEN putting it together and taking it apart

oddly enough
My grandpa was given a kirby from his neighbor, he loved it and used it everywhere, but he was also an engineer and the MBT he was a "do-it" a guy who just gets shit done
when he died, my parents gave the vaccum to the vaccum museum
http://vacuummuseum.com/

[shayla84]

Lol I used to work for Kirby, made about 1000-1200 a week most Times. I was a great sales lady. ..but that wad I Davenport Iowa lol
And our vaca were 2249.00 crazy been about 8 years aver I still remember the price

[shayla84]

You get paid off what it sells for usually 10% if you sell 3 in a week you get I think it wad a 2 or 300$ bonus. And yes I won a trip to Vegas but kids usually dont go it's usually with other great dealers. Every Thing Is Paid For Including Food and Drinks.which is what we did 85% of the time there. Usually there's a door knocker, seller, and the closer. It was fun back then but got boring

[vitokc]

I went to orientation for one of these vac companies after I left the Army. This has been around for a long time. No matter how many times we heard no, the presentation had to continue. I decided it was not for me.

[KCJoe]

I've had those salespeople at my house before. You almost want to buy just to get rid of them. I have a rule now. No one comes into my house who is trying to sell something. Vacuums, windows, Jehova Witnesses. The Amway people were the worst.

[johnnyretard]

Originally Posted by shayla84

. Usually there's a door knocker, seller, and the closer. It was fun back then but got boring

exactly what I had to endure
knocked, tie/looked dressed up
seller, worked hard vaccuming and showing how much shit he picked up

he worked hard for 90minutes
no sale

I bet a female would have an easier time selling

[johnnyretard]

Originally Posted by KCJoe

I've had those salespeople at my house before. You almost want to buy just to get rid of them. I have a rule now. No one comes into my house who is trying to sell something. Vacuums, windows, Jehova Witnesses. The Amway people were the worst.

I knew what he was doing, I just wanted to see if he could get those stains out!

[johnnyretard]

Originally Posted by shayla84

You get paid off what it sells for usually 10% if you sell 3 in a week you get I think it wad a 2 or 300$ bonus. And yes I won a trip to Vegas but kids usually dont go it's usually with other great dealers. Every Thing Is Paid For Including Food and Drinks.which is what we did 85% of the time there. Usually there's a door knocker, seller, and the closer. It was fun back then but got boring

did you have a kirby?
or use one?
both guys told me they have/use one

pain in the ass to use,

and I'm sure the "my kid gets a trip" was just part of the hard sale
who drops the price for anything from 3800 to 1000?(75%?)
what is this? after halloween candy?
no, its a fuckin vaccumm

[shayla84]

Nope and most don't, we all know what to say and if you ever Get another in there they will say damn near the same stuff lol. I was very good and yes my shirt stayed unbuttoned. Think the least amount of time I spent in a house was around 20 mins and that cause I stuck my boobs in his face cause he said he smelled perfume, stuck those babes in his face and asked if it was me, sale!

[VinnAY]

Originally Posted by johnnyretard

I had the good fortune of having a nice salesmen come to my house and ask me if I wanted to use merry maids
sure, come on in!
turns out, he wanted to have me allow him to clean my rugs to show me a new vaccum

well, Ihave a few stains in my spare bedroom on my carpets
so I said sure
the salesmen left and some fat/balding man took his spot
he spent 2.5 hours showing me tons of useless attachements that you dont want in a vaccum
blow up ballons?
spray paint?
yes, I see it has 2 motors, no I didnt know that the kirby character was named after a vacum

Im glad you have nasa working with you to make a great vaccumm
no, I'm not paying $3800 for a vaccum
you called your boss and now its $3200 ?
pass

you called your boss and now its $2800 ?
pass

you called your boss and now its $1700 ?
pass

you called your boss and now its $1000 ?
pass

https://www.consumeraffairs.com/in_home/kirby.htm

Good GOD

least I have cleaner carpet, but my Bissel was $50 at walmart and while it doesnt blow up balloons or suck my thick dick, it does work as a vacuum

If that's all a true story your screen name fits you to a "T".

[Enchanterlingum]

Originally Posted by shayla84

Nope and most don't, we all know what to say and if you ever Get another in there they will say damn near the same stuff lol. I was very good and yes my shirt stayed unbuttoned. Think the least amount of time I spent in a house was around 20 mins and that cause I stuck my boobs in his face cause he said he smelled perfume, stuck those babes in his face and asked if it was me, sale!

Before or after the tats?

[johnnyretard]

Originally Posted by VinnAY

If that's all a true story your screen name fits you to a "T".

why?
what was retarded aboout that story?

I have T-shirts? is that what you meant? fits me like a T-shirt?

[shayla84]

I've had these puppies since i was 19 so already 5 years after. I was doing my Kirby thing in 2009-10 lol not to long ago jeez now that I think of it, seems forever ago.