Pope visits Alaska

[Budlight_Mike]

I'm sure this will fit just fine in this forum!!

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near the campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a 'Save the Trees' shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing 'Go Trump' shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The two other men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.

Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed. "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who was that guy?"

"Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom."

"Well," the one logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he don't know squat about bear hunting. By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to California and get another one?"

[i'va biggen]

There was a similar one years ago about LBJ water skiing and alligator hunting.

[DSK]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

There was a similar one years ago about LBJ water skiing and alligator hunting.

It is an admirable concept.

[Yssup Rider]

No sense of humor, filth.

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

yes, assup has No sense of humor, and yes you are filth.

FTFY

[Rey Lengua]

In the vein of the OP, then odummer would be "bait " for dung beetles and flies....just like EKIM the welsh-" man " !!!

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by Rey Lengua

In the vein of the OP, then odummer would be "bait " for dung beetles and flies....just like EKIM the welsh-" man " !!!

You really have the "hots" for me fag boy, as you mention me on every post. You are really missing your woomby. Find another of your ilk, maybe wacco he has been posting a lot of fag shit lately.

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

You really have the "hots" for me fag boy, as you mention me on every post. You are really missing your woomby. Find another of your ilk, maybe wacco he has been posting a lot of fag shit lately.

not even hookers have the "hots" for you. no matter how much you pay them.

[IIFFOFRDB]

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

not even men have the "hots" for me . no matter how much i pay them.

FIFY

[The_Waco_Kid]

Originally Posted by i'va biggen

FIFY

you are done here. no one should reply to the troll of ECC. you are on mute, BITCH

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

I am done here. no one should reply to the troll of ECC. I am a, BITCH

FIFY

[The_Waco_Kid]

did the chimp of ECC say something? i wouldn't know you are on MUTE. having a intellectual debate with you EVA is a contradiction in terms. obtuse troll

[i'va biggen]

Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid

did the chimp of ECC say something? i wouldn't know you are on MUTE.

LMAO, lying fucking drunk.

[The_Waco_Kid]

did the chimp of ECC say something? i wouldn't know you are on MUTE. having a intellectual debate with you EVA is a contradiction in terms. obtuse troll