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07-14-2014, 11:02 AM
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I just had the most bizarre dream last night. Feel free to add your own whacky nocturnal visions...
I was in a cafeteria line. The main courses were $20 each and sides were $10 each: Not that that is important, but DAMN, I spent like $60 on cafeteria food. When I checked out, they poured all the food into my purse/clutch-which I stuff into the pocket of my blue jeans- and sent me on my way.
That's not the bizarre part. While I was in line, the wife of a client couple (some make believe couple I was catering to) grabs a peeled cold boiled egg and puts it up my twat, and vigorously rubs me on the outside. Why this was a turn on, I have no idea, but it was. Oh yeah, I was wearing a skirt and had my food tray in my hand.
Ummm...thats all I remember, LOL.
Who's next?
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07-14-2014, 11:50 AM
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Marie that was because I wanted to put a remote controlled vibrating egg in your hoochie at a party. That egg can be turned on and off at random and the look on your face is priceless when I hit the button.
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07-14-2014, 12:54 PM
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Ummm...when is the next big party?! 
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07-14-2014, 01:12 PM
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Sent you a PM
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07-15-2014, 03:33 PM
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Yummy needs a nap...
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07-19-2014, 12:45 AM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 168138
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sup sup.
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07-19-2014, 01:05 AM
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Pending Age Verification
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07-19-2014, 07:47 AM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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Let's see that taint.
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07-19-2014, 08:03 AM
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Chasing a Cowgirl
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So does dream taint lead to fantasy taint which leads to real taint?
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07-19-2014, 08:35 AM
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Gaining Momentum
Join Date: Dec 31, 2013
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Originally Posted by YummyMarie
I just had the most bizarre dream last night. Feel free to add your own whacky nocturnal visions...
I was in a cafeteria line. The main courses were $20 each and sides were $10 each: Not that that is important, but DAMN, I spent like $60 on cafeteria food. When I checked out, they poured all the food into my purse/clutch-which I stuff into the pocket of my blue jeans- and sent me on my way.
That's not the bizarre part. While I was in line, the wife of a client couple (some make believe couple I was catering to) grabs a peeled cold boiled egg and puts it up my twat, and vigorously rubs me on the outside. Why this was a turn on, I have no idea, but it was. Oh yeah, I was wearing a skirt and had my food tray in my hand.
Ummm...thats all I remember, LOL.
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Now that makes baby bird hungry!
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07-24-2014, 07:06 PM
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Now that makes baby bird hungry!
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Hahahahahaha....
#YouHadToBeThere
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07-24-2014, 07:10 PM
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#SELFIE
#SELFIE
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07-24-2014, 09:09 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Feb 27, 2012
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#SELFIE
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There's that smile...that makes ME smile...
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07-24-2014, 09:58 PM
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I'm about to hang with one of (if not THE) sexiest REDHEADS on any SHMB!....swooning!
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07-24-2014, 11:54 PM
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OMG...SHE just kissed ME!
*Pinch me!*
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