YummyMarie: a place for her random ideas, thoughts, and musings

[Guest032117]

Crown black and coke says I cannot tolerate the gong show clip for more than 3 minutes...ADD...LOL

[essence]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

My newest idea...PWI's (posting while intoxicated)

Are you telling me some people post on this forum sober ?

[Guest032117]

Originally Posted by essence

Are you telling me some people post on this forum sober ?

So whats's your beverage of choice?

Question: Which drinks are your friend and which are your enemy?

Beer-good for getting it on and squirting...hahaha...but head still spins the next morning

Cachaca- AKA sleepy-juice...knocks me on my ass in 1.5 drinks and makes me way to lazy to get it on...then I oversleep.

Red Wine..."I wanna sex you up," but bad morning breath and a lil headache

Crown-less squirt, wide open menu, no morning aftermath...bite your tongue DG!

Vodka..."don't stop, drop that pussy, drop that pussy..." I am under the illusion that I have an ass and have been known to attempt a booty clap. Sex is inevitable...but no mixing drinks.

[Guest032117]

^^^

Addendum

Sailor Jerry- "can I get a refill..." Great to get my drunken karaoke on...and have impromptu orgies ;-) followed by...I did what??? And waking in the afternoon

Tequila- lights out, what happened???

[essence]

Good red wine - merlot, rioja - only cheap stuff gives a headache

Margharitas

Vodka

My gf's find that lime rita's enable mucho booty clapping.

I gave up on neat whisky, brandy etc. many years ago because it dehydrates me so much, I start burning up, and feel bad the next day. But vodka is fine (but I hate grey goose, muck).

Aguadiente is good for a few shots, and Polish Pure Spirit will give you a kick to get you into gear for a vigorous fuck.

[Guest032117]

Laundry is my kryptonite...it wins every time :-(

[essence]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Laundry is my kryptonite...it wins every time :-(

You mean when you sit on the washing machine and enjoy the vibrations?

Or when you have clean sweet smelling cotton sheets?

[CJohnny54]

How about i check both ya lady in the picture sheet tonight? Let see how dirty we can the sheets.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by essence

You mean when you sit on the washing machine and enjoy the vibrations?

Thinck unbalanced load ...

[Guest032117]

I came to the laundromat...no public orgasms for me...lol

My washer and dryer at home are kaputz...

Who wants to donate a brand new front load washer and dryer pair to me? I would gladly get some sheets dirty in exchange ;-)

[pyramider]

You sop buy some produce and then go to the laundromat ...

Most washer and dryer issues even a tainted soul like me can fix.

[Guest032117]

You offering three-sides?

Anyone have a solution feel free to PM me...

[Guest032117]

Just saw that I am a part of a hobbyist' sig line...totally flattered!!!

[Guest032117]

I've decided to go out tonight to reward myself for tackling the laundry monster...I may not have won every battle, but I sure as hell am going to win the war!!!

Also, I just wanted to say that I appreciate all of you who have chimed in on this thread and shown me some love. Keep coming back please...I get lonely even with all the voices in my head!!!

[TheDr]

Originally Posted by YummyMarie

Just saw that I am a part of a hobbyist' sig line...totally flattered!!!

My pleasure Ms. Marie. Lol.