Speaking of lunch and medical conditions, I have a medical condition that may be related to lunch. My balls smell funny. You might ask: "By 'funny' do you mean 'odd' or 'humorous'?" Both. My balls smell like lemon Pledge®. There's that hint of both a lemony citrus note as well as that little bit of industrial solvent tanginess underneath that you get with lemon Pledge® and that's definitely odd. But just the sound of the words "lemon Pledge®" make me laugh. Especially, say them over and over really, really a lot; like about a 100 times, like this:
Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge.
Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge.
Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge.
Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge.
Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge.
Lemon Pledge. Lemon Pledge ... Well, you get the idea.
I start saying lemon Pledge like that and before you know it, I'm giggling like a silly little girl.
I'm not sure what the deal is. Does anybody else have a similar experience? I suspect it may be some weird symbiotic bacterial or yeast colonization of my balls. I did just start eating kefir yogurt both for breakfast and at lunch for its probiotic benefits. Could this be the cause?
I mean, I don't eat yogurt with my balls or soak them in it, and I wash my hands before I eat. But I'm sure there are traces of yogurt on my fingers after eating the kefir and, well, what guy doesn't "re-adjust" himself from time to time throughout the day? That could be enough to transfer micro-organisms to my nuts.
I'm a bachelor, live alone. I don't even dust, let alone use lemon Pledge®! 
