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07-07-2010, 02:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 29, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by dearhunter
Fuck off you old fart........I saw her first.
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Don't get you knickers in a knot young fellah... my asking was an involuntary reflex... that's the problem with being old and feeble.. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak... 
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07-07-2010, 02:57 PM
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Dr. Wonderful
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
Don't get you knickers in a knot young fellah... my asking was an involuntary reflex... that's the problem with being old and feeble.. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak... |
Just don't be throwing me under the bus by telling RR that I am an asshole that uses terms like, hooktard, fucktard, whore.............and such...........just don't be doing that.
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07-07-2010, 02:59 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 21423
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Location: Houston
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Fucktard is soooooo outdated. Dickhole, it's the new douchebag. Let's use it in a sentence!
Ted is such a socially awkward dickhole, he yelled at a little old lady for writing a check at the Specs.
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07-07-2010, 03:01 PM
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#124
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All this time dh I thought you had SHMB Tourette's.
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07-07-2010, 03:06 PM
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: In your closet, in your head...
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Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko
Fucktard is soooooo outdated. Dickhole, it's the new douchebag. Let's use it in a sentence!
Ted is such a socially awkward dickhole, he yelled at a little old lady for writing a check at the Specs.
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That's fucked-up funny right there!
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07-07-2010, 03:16 PM
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#126
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Join Date: Jan 29, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by dearhunter
Just don't be throwing me under the bus by telling RR that I am an asshole that uses terms like, hooktard, fucktard, whore.............and such...........just don't be doing that.
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1. I didn't call you an asshole... everybody else on the board does and I do mean everybody else on the board does ... but not me...
2. Don't pretend you're trying to hide that "Bad-Boy" rep thing you have going on either... every time you say hooktard, fucktard, whore.............and such........... a woman on the net somewhere swoons ...
3. Throw you under a bus... unpossible... the closest I can come to that would be to run you over with my electric scooter... if you'll sit still long enough... it's batteries are as weak as mine...
4. All RR wants to hear from me is ... "oops... I'm done...yes I know I just got here ..." ...
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07-07-2010, 03:16 PM
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Yay, my print job is ready for pick up! It's been a great fun filled afternoon, thanks guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 1!!!!!!!!eleventy  Thought I would throw in a winking kissy face, you know I don't think I've ever done that once in real life.
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07-07-2010, 03:18 PM
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#128
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
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DH, you're an ashole.
That used to be worth 2 points! SHMB inflation sucks.
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07-07-2010, 03:20 PM
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Sexual Liber🐊ator
Join Date: Mar 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
1. I didn't call you an asshole... everybody else on the board does and I do mean everybody else on the board does ... but not me...
2. Don't pretend you're trying to hide that "Bad-Boy" rep thing you have going on either... every time you say hooktard, fucktard, whore.............and such........... a woman on the net somewhere swoons ...
3. Throw you under a bus... unpossible... the closest I can come to that would be to run you over with my electric scooter... if you'll sit still long enough... it's batteries are as weak as mine...
4. All RR wants to hear from me is ... "oops... I'm done...yes I know I just got here ..." ...
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Hey, oldtimer! Lay off dearhunter! Poor asshole's been out posting signs all day in this fuckin' heat. Saw this one earlier today at a Heights restaurant.
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07-07-2010, 03:35 PM
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Dr. Wonderful
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: Globe Trotter
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Which one of you dickholes is hiding my chihuahua?
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07-07-2010, 03:42 PM
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Join Date: Jan 29, 2010
Location: Houston
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Originally Posted by TexasGator
Hey, oldtimer! Lay off dearhunter! Poor asshole's been out posting signs all day in this fuckin' heat.
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I saw what you did there... I get it... you said DearHunter was in heat and he's looking for his bi... uh...Chihuahua ... boy is he going to be mad at you.. 
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07-07-2010, 03:43 PM
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#132
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Making Pussy Great Again
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
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There's this really strange guy from Ohio........Said something about fucking a big rat.
Chihuahuas kind of look like rats. You might check with him.
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07-07-2010, 03:45 PM
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Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 4781
Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: Private Incall ~ Westchase/Memorial/Energy Corridor
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Originally Posted by RebeccaRothko
Yay, my print job is ready for pick up! It's been a great fun filled afternoon, thanks guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 1!!!!!!!!eleventy Thought I would throw in a winking kissy face, you know I don't think I've ever done that once in real life. |
You must come back! I love the way you handle DH. And I simply adore watching him try to impress you. 
I have never seen him try so hard (or at all now that I think about it) to impress a lady and on top of it a lady who only has 60 posts!
I know nothing about you, but you must be something special.
Please come back tomorrow RR!
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07-07-2010, 03:48 PM
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#134
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Making Pussy Great Again
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Ashole ran another one off!
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07-07-2010, 03:50 PM
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Dr. Wonderful
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
I saw what you did there... I get it... you said DearHunter was in heat and he's looking for his bi... uh...Chihuahua ... boy is he going to be mad at you.. |
Well, fuck my chihuahua.........if TMFT hasn't stumbled onto something..........I was wondering why all of the hooktards have been sniffing around my ass..........and here I was thincking that I needed to wipe or something.........it turns out, they all want to fuck me...........old age brings wisdom...............and depends.
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