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Originally Posted by Htowner
What the hell is BE3AG? Something you fifth graders made up while I was at work?
Somewhere in Wayward's head perhaps.
I just like saying ' carry on adults' and watch you post shortly after that. The contradiction is very entertaining.
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BE3AG = blueeyedallamericanasiangirl she writes an advice column on the Island. Can't take the credit, but she does have Father Wayward's blessing. Here is an example of her work.
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Originally Posted by BE3AG
from the IOMFT
I have been asked, in lieu of my temporary stripping of Mod powers over there, if I would expend some of my years of knowledge in the form of an advice column. After much thought and consideration I have decided to accept. If you find yourself in need of advice and wisdom, feel free to drop me a line and I'll be most glad to lay it on the line. It may hurt, but it's all for you.
Now on to the first of what will be many:
Dear BEA3G,
I am a pilot who is hung up on a provider. I want to write her name in the sky over her house to prove my love for her. What do you suggest?
Signed
Green Boy Slim
Dear Stick Jockey,
If you are up in the air somewhere why don't you stop in KFC and bring me a bucket of Original Recipe. I'll catch it. Don't try to land just drop it. I'll be there and make it quick, I'm starving.
Dear Blueeyed,
I'm somewhat of a household name who is going through a tough time. I guess the best way to describe it would be to say I got a little carried away and instead of swinging a club I chose to swing the dick. Well I got caught and now I don't know what to do. I've decided to stay inside for a couple of years. How can I not fall into this same trap again?
Eldrick,
Anybody told you what a dumb motherfucker you are? Listen to the BEA3BG and I'll walk you through this.
Step One: Does the word Hobby Phone mean anything to you? You have more money than God and didn't have enough sense to head down to Wal Mart and pick up a pre paid. Jesus I can't believe I'm having to type this. It takes a whole lot to insult my intelligence but son, you are past that line. A hobby phone is the phone you use that can't be traced and that you lock up so your stbex can't find it and start going through your phone book.
Step Two: Pay For Play. Waitresses, Taco Bell employees, Grayhound bus drivers? Go with experience dipshit. You got what you deserved. And look at them. Shit. They are 120 an hour girls. For that and a nice tip you could have busted your nuts, had a great time and it would have been locked away in the file and never made public. You know why? BECAUSE IT'S WHAT WE DO. We stay quiet. We don't bareback but hell look at what getting bareback got you.
Step Three: The wife is Swedish, right? I'll guarantee you the first two words of English she learned was "Community Property." You're sunk.
Now go and play golf and try and get some money and call me.
Kisses
Edited by blueeyedallamericanasiangirl on Dec. 13 2009, 9:48 pm
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