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Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston
It's really odd that there's nothing else in the fridge, does he not eat at home without you?
Also, what's in the container with the rubber band?
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Yes his fridge is a bit like suicide...It was a kale salad from Whole Foods I believe.
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Originally Posted by boardman
Oh, You can bet after last time I'm staying away.
Fuck it, I'm leaving town. |
Hahaha! Brilliant
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Originally Posted by oilfieldscum
Looks like a refrigerator in one of those weekly stay places.  |
Except it's not.
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Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
Welcome back, Valerie!
Wakeup, whoever/whatever/wherever he/she/it is (and WHY do we care so much?) is lucky to have your charms again.
Hoppy Hasenpfeffer.
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Thank you beautiful lady xxx
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Originally Posted by guest050615
Poor, Poor Wakeup.
I had no idea you were so economically challenged. Just look at that cheap ass place you live in. What is that? Section Eight housing?
Valerie, I don't think you need to worry about the ladies stealing your man, you've just proven to the entire coven he's not a big money player. All this time I thought Wakeup didn't review hookers to protect his privacy. Nope....he's broke.
Heh....
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So much fail...
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Originally Posted by SOULMANIKE
Enjoy your visit Valerie!
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I very much enjoyed it thank you xx
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Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe
How do you wipe your bootay with nails that long? Not being ugly just curious
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Do you wipe your arse with your fingernails? I prefer loo roll personally...Plus my numpties generally want anal so I'm constantly douching, got one of the cleanest bumholes out there....
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Originally Posted by pyramider
She has fucktards pay her to do it ...
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^^ He's not wrong
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Originally Posted by Hottentot Venus
Its funny to watch how ate up with it some of you folks are.
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It is indeed.
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Originally Posted by chicagoboy
Luzianne Tea isn't good enough for Vaj? She sounds kinda high maintenance.
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That's cause I am
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Originally Posted by Kammye
Hey Val! Hope is well doll.
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Thanks baby, likewise xxx
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Originally Posted by Wakeup
By the way...now that you're all out here in the open, feel free to say anything you'd like to say directly to my wife. I'm sure it'll work out well for you. |
Yes, please do.
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Originally Posted by bbkid
Ok!
Valerie, I wanna fuck ya.
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I'm available most days in central London
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Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
How 'bout get those booger pickers re-glued a little more frequently. She's got about 1/4" of nail growth since she's been to the body shop.
Even those mommy-tummied wetbacks you despise keep up better than that.
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That better for ya poppet?
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Originally Posted by rrabbit6926
Curious Val. Why is one of your nails white?
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It's my thing.
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Originally Posted by SNL9933
Looks like a zombie hand......all pale white and skinny.....
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Wow, nothing gets past you!
Perhaps it's because I am indeed, caucasian, very pale, and a thin person?
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Originally Posted by DarthMaul
Man, y'all are some H-A-T-E-R-S. Congrats to 4 years of any damn thing.
Anyone who would post this and stand this hammering deserves a congratulations.
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#StayingPower
