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Old 04-20-2012, 02:28 AM   #106
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I lose a lot of them that way! LOL

They have multiple purpose use...flossing your teeth for one, using them as guitar strings if they're super long, you catch my drift.





"you have cum in your eye" ( or hair, or it's still dried up on the chick's face*)
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Old 04-20-2012, 06:40 AM   #107
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They have multiple purpose use...flossing your teeth for one, using them as guitar strings if they're super long, you catch my drift.

"you have cum in your eye" ( or hair, or it's still dried up on the chick's face*)
Good point Ava. But as you well know SL is clean shaven. So if you acquired one from me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAyDmJvjxbg
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:09 AM   #108
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I'm so happy! I haven't had an outbreak in weeks!


With this ring, I thee wed.
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Old 04-20-2012, 08:35 PM   #109
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You call that an outie???
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Old 04-20-2012, 10:45 PM   #110
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I see why you pay for sex
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Old 04-21-2012, 03:05 AM   #111
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Thats NOT where you swipe your credit card!
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Old 04-21-2012, 09:41 AM   #112
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SL'S Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear When The Lights Go Off!

1) Hey, has your dick got smaller?
2) Are you in? All the way?
3) Are your balls itchy too?
4) I think I have a woody.
5) I might have just started my period.
6) The soars in my mouth are almost healed.
7) When you take a pregnecy test, what does the plus sign mean?
8) I'm going to the free clinic tomorrow?
9) I need to poop but I'll wait till were done!
10) I'm trying to cum, but its like you seeing that provider in Canada, you want it real bad, but its just not going to happen!

Post them if you got them!
LMAO SL you always post the funniest stuff.. Thanks for the laughs!
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Old 04-21-2012, 12:00 PM   #113
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LMAO SL you always post the funniest stuff.. Thanks for the laughs!
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Old 04-21-2012, 04:17 PM   #114
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Thats NOT where you swipe your credit card!

"You see that bar code above my pussy?"

" The dollar amount is tattooed on my ass. Now pay up"
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Old 04-21-2012, 05:34 PM   #115
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"You see that bar code above my pussy?"

" The dollar amount is tattooed on my ass. Now pay up"
Do we swipe the front or back? LOL
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Old 04-21-2012, 07:43 PM   #116
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.Take your time I'm just starting the last chapter
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Hope that dosen't hurt. I haven't had time to shave.
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What do you mean I'm lucky #7 today?
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Old 04-22-2012, 12:29 PM   #119
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" Toss the money in the pot and come through the turnstyle. I'm lying where the welcome mat is."
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Old 04-22-2012, 12:35 PM   #120
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Do it again, and this time put some "Stank" on it!
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