Just so you know...

[Jusanotherdude]

Ugh! Here we go again..........


JaD

[dearhunter]

JaD, you have to get something for the extra cost.......some fucktards like it........just so you know.

Don't ban me, Massa......Toby be good fucktard.

[Jusanotherdude]

yeah, but I didn't chip in for the "something" (This time).........

Have a good vacation sir........ that Chicken flavored PM coming in 5....... 4........ 3.........


JaD

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by Wayward

You're right Valup I'm just jealous and wanted your whole post to be about me, so I fixed it for you. Then I threw up in my mouth a little, but that doesn't mean wishing everyone happiness isn't a common occurrence for me. You are reading my posts now, but comprehending them still seems to escape you. I do really like WU and if you make him happy then I will attempt to be more or less polite to you. However difficult you choose to make that, perhaps you are a really wonderful person and just lack the finer points of SHMB etiquette.

Maybe all the things I've read about you aren't true, maybe sugar plumb fairies will dance for me this cool spring evening and Puck will spin a midsommers dream. While you would like me to be the Antichrist, I would prefer to be wrong about you. That is the real difference in our natures.

Originally Posted by Valerie

No WW, I don't read all of your posts, it's not that I am unable to comprehend, but more that I can't be bothered to spend hours dissecting your comments, as a lot of them tend to be worded in riddles of some sort and I'm really not interested...I don't recall ever calling you jealous nor did I imply that, you made that assumption yourself. I don't expect you to ever be polite to me, I am fully aware of your sick sentiment towards myself, I have read the things you have written about me in emails to one of my girlfriends...They were sadistic and full of hate which is a bit disturbing....considering you have never met me, yet you harbor so much hatred? I am a good person, believe what you want, I don't need your validation.

As for your last paragraph, all I will say is that I am fully aware of the rumors you try and start about me, the bashing, etc... You are wrong about me, and have been since day one. You know nothing of "my nature" so to presume that I even care what you think of me is madness...and alas, be whatever you want you to be, if that is the Antichrist then go for it (as I am atheist and could care less )...

You want to know where our natures actually do differ? You sit in front of your computer day after day obsessing over myself, my friends, who is seeing me when I am in Houston, starting rumors about me, and insult me any chance you get...You seem to get angrier when you've found out I've made friends in Houston, and it probably eats you up inside that despite your efforts, I did come to Houston, I had a blast, met amazing people, and everything they have said about me negates everything you make up about me....I on the other hand, have had you on ignore, haven't responded to all of your nonsense, and don't sit around all day wondering what I can say about you. You are nothing to me...nothing.

Just leave me alone, stop all the slander, and get on with yourself. This obsession you have is unhealthy, has gotten out of control, and needs to stop.

Valerie

Valerie (don't you love seeing your name repeated) that post speaks for it's self res ipsa loquitur five paragraphs to let me know Naomi forwarded my emails to you? I was writing to all three of you, let's not leave London Rayne out in the cold. That you are reading the Y or having it read to you and that I'm a sadist? I keep a girl in a cage, that isn't really news. Now with out being impolite how many of my friends were you able to convince to talk smack about me?

Sorry for the riddles I thought a clever girl like you would enjoy them rather than be flummoxed, will try to keep it simple in the future.

Toodles ~

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

JaD, you have to get something for the extra cost.......some fucktards like it........just so you know.

Don't ban me, Massa......Toby be good fucktard.

Now that was some funny shit.

[Naomi4u]

Originally Posted by Valerie

Oh darling, your johnson is perfect, even without my petite hands around it...

What is "johnson"? Please I want to know or I'll get a headache thinking about it.
Anyways congratulations on your marriage to Wakeup.

[oilfieldscum]

Originally Posted by Naomi4u

What is "johnson"? Please I want to know or I'll get a headache thinking about it.
Anyways congratulations on your marriage to Wakeup.

Here you go Naomi

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=johnson


Finally a thread with some teeth showing.

[Wayward]

Originally Posted by Naomi4u

What is "johnson"? Please I want to know or I'll get a headache thinking about it.
Anyways congratulations on your marriage to Wakeup.

It's an English slang term for Willy or John Thomas...

[Rezo]

Originally Posted by Naomi4u

What is "johnson"? Please I want to know or I'll get a headache thinking about it.

[Mojojo]

Originally Posted by Rezo

Thank you rezo you beat me to it!

[Naomi4u]

Thanks guys. LOL!

[Gator42]

Originally Posted by Rezo

good choice !
He was a "dick" too!

[Naomi4u]

Originally Posted by oilfieldscum

Here you go Naomi

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=johnson


Finally a thread with some teeth showing.

My goodness. Well (according to urban dictionary) I'm feeling like Sharon and Anita Johnson right now.

Sharon Johnson = "sharin' johnson" = a chick who likes to have more than one penis in her at the same time. Alias Sharon Cox or Sharon Peters.

Anita Johnson = "I need a johnson", ie, a woman who needs to get laid really bad.

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Rezo

The Johnson on the left was also known as DWE.

[Guest050715-1]

Originally Posted by Gator42

good choice !
He was a "dick" too!

Now here we were enjoying a perfectly good read / thingy and then they went and dissed LBJ? He's my ugly-guy crush! I love him!