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Originally Posted by GlobeSpotter
Since when do black cats and apples go together.?
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I'm glad you asked...
A guy walks into a bar. As he sits down he asked the bartender for a rum and coke. The bartender asks the guy if he would like to try something he's been working on instead. The guy has had a rough day and says, "Ooooh, what the hell." The bartender pulls a red apple out from behind the counter and places it in front of the guy. The guy says "What's this crap? I've had a rough day and I'm really not in the mood for fruit." The bartender says, "Just trust me. If you don't like it you can have your rum and coke."
So the guy takes a big bite out of the apple. "Wow! Holy shit! This tastes exactly like rum! Incredible! How did you do that?" The bartender smiles and says, "Now take a bite from the other side." The guy rotates the apple and takes another bite. "Wow! Holy Fuck! This tastes exactly like coke!"
Right about this time another guy sits down at the bar and orders a vodka and 7up. Without hesitation the bartender grabs another red apple and places in front of this guy. Just before he can say anything, the first guy says, "Take a bite! Trust me!". So the 2nd guy takes a bite and says, "Holy shit! This apple tastes exactly like vodka! Awesome!" The other guy tells him to turn around and take another bite. "Holy crap! 7up! How did you do that!?!", he yells.
Now a third guy walks in and sits down. The other two guys begin to tell him about this magical fruit. "This bartender has apples that tastes like anything you want! It's really incredible! Go ahead, order something!" So the guy thinks for a second and says, "How about an apple that tastes like pussy?" The bartender grabs a green apple out from behind the counter and sits it in front of the guy. The guy grabs it and takes a huge bite. The guy jumps out of his stool. "What the fuck!!!!" he screams while spitting the apple out. "This tastes like shit!!!". The bartender calmly says, "Turn it around."