Hate it when threads are locked...

[Wayward]

16yearitch Father Wayward would bet serious money that there is more than one thread about Wakeup in whatever women's forum exists on this board. Haven't h@ck0red into it or anything, so the mods can chillax, just a real good guess. In other news, I'll go way out on a limb and say somebody schooled carkiddo in the men's lounge with out ever having read that forum either.

While your old SHMB handle goes back to 2008, mine goes back to 1996, just sayin'

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by 16yearitch

The only PMs that Brooke and I had during this thread were about guinea pigs. Do you honestly think that people care enough about what you say to talk about YOU in PM?

As Father Wayward mentioned, I'm currently the topic of multiple threads in the Powder Room, and Brooke has done an outstanding job of keeping my handle in every hooker's mouth on this board, so yeah, I believe the Interwebs is chock full of PM's about me. I believe it because it's true. Again, if you'd had read that thread you'd know it as well.

Originally Posted by 16yearitch

"I'm very very intelligent."
Maybe so, but very lacking in social skills.
In a textual medium, you come across as a cocky asshole with a vendetta.

Excellent! I hate coming across as something I'm not. At least you're getting the point now. I'm happy I'm projecting the image I want to project.

Originally Posted by 16yearitch

Again. I ask you.
"WHY?"
Why is it so important to you to carry around this grudge?
What purpose does it serve?
How does it help this community?

I think you're proscribing me much more motivation than I could possibly have here. Damn, and I thought I was projecting my image well enough to avoid this. It's important to me because I have fun insulting people who I think are stupid, like Brooke has demonstrated to me, and was mentioned in the thread you supposedly read. The purpose it serves is to entertain me, nothing more. It doesn't serve the community at all! Why the hell should everything I say here have to serve the community? As you're fond of saying, it's a Silly Hooker Message Board, and I plan on being silly...

Originally Posted by 16yearitch

I don't know Brooke other than the pixels we have shared, but it seems like you've got a serious obsessive/compulsive thang going on here.

Now I'm confused again, you seem to get what I'm projecting some of the time and not others, you got it this time. You give everyone here a lot more credit than they're due. Not everyone here is nice all the time. Not everyone here is here to help the community every second of every day. Not everyone here is a tolerant, live and let live person. I don't fit your mold of the ideal hobbyist poster on this board. Does that make it clearer for you?

[obiwansalami]

Originally Posted by caramelqtee mila

You are proving my point sugar you have waken up with your lovergirl on your mind! Those wet dreams must have been overwhelming so much that you cant keep her name out of your mouth. Calling me unintelligent means absolutely nothing coming from someone like you hon Bye bye off to be a good fuck as im sure you've heard

So mila, all chest thumping and name calling aside, are you agreeing with Brooke that Houston men are dicks and Houston should be avoided by out of town providers?

[LexusLover]

Originally Posted by obiwansalami

... Houston men are dicks ...

There is a suffiicent cadre of ladies in the Houston area and desiring to come to the Houston area who like men who "are dicks" to enjoy the local economy that seems to be doing better than many around the country.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by 16yearitch

You're kinda cute, Wakeup. In a creepy, stalkerish kinda way.
I read the link. So.... you're good at holding a grudge... at a hooker... on a hooker board.

Yay You!

The only PMs that Brooke and I had during this thread were about guinea pigs. Do you honestly think that people care enough about what you say to talk about YOU in PM?

"I'm very very intelligent."
Maybe so, but very lacking in social skills.
In a textual medium, you come across as a cocky asshole with a vendetta.

Again. I ask you.
"WHY?"
Why is it so important to you to carry around this grudge?
What purpose does it serve?
How does it help this community?

I don't know Brooke other than the pixels we have shared, but it seems like you've got a serious obsessive/compulsive thang going on here.

I'll leave this thread open for your reply. Then, ironically, I'll ask the Mods to lock it down.

16-18, give it a rest Bro.

My popularity hasn't been this high on the board since the "slap your mamma thread" got closed. I mean, shit, even dh wants to make me a mod. A hooktard even offered me $3.75 off of a session because of my small dick. Life is good and you're fucking it up like a bad rash.

Wakeup, you are doing a fine job. Carry on.

[dearhunter]

Originally Posted by boardman

Wakeup, you are doing a fine job. Carry on.

You would make a great mod.......I'm just saying..........Becket?

[Guest032514-1]

NO.

Brooke's posts about Houston has little to no bearing on provider's choosing not to visit Houston. You guys' posts do that without any help from Brooke or any other lady. Or rather, just one or two numnuts with no life, no money and 'trusted dawg status' on some hooker board who are allowed to run rampant and act like they have a clue without any intervention or checks or moderation have.

Never saw her posts before yesterday and my choice to avoid TX was made long, long ago. Wait. That's a lie. I'm in TX every 3 months or so. Kick ass too. Never advertise - esp on ECCIE. And I'm not the only provider who does.

Too bad you regular guys - those of you who aren't mentally unstable unemployed whack jobs with mama issues - you know, real honest to goodness clients - suffer because of the actions of a few.

C'est la vie.

And way out there (wtf ever), I looked darlin. Took me a good long while to find any mention of you in PR. Have no idea (or care) how the Locker Room works, but threads in PR are either fun or important. As you are neither fun nor important - you don't rate attention enough (outside your meager little mind) to rate national attention.

[boardman]

Sweeeeeet!!!!

Hi there Babee, How you Doooin?

[dearhunter]

HAH....you got that Wakeup and boardman......you two are "numnuts".....and you are broke....and you run rampant......and you don't have a clue.....and and and if you didn't pay for pussy, you couldn't get any (oops I added that one)....get a fucking job, bitches (Wakeup and boardman).

You "regular guys" need to quit being pussies and run these two fucktards off......I've got your back......let's get them, babee.

[boardman]

Originally Posted by dearhunter

bitches (Wakeup and boardman).

Against the new, new rules.......I'm banging the RTM.

Now where's my next future ex hobby wife?

[dearhunter]

RTM = (Report To Mama bitch because no one else cares)

babee looks promising...as soon as she and I are tight, I'll get you an intro.

[boardman]

You forgot mentally unstable, ashole!

babee charges too much. We'll have to work on that.

[obiwansalami]

Originally Posted by babee

NO.

Brooke's posts about Houston has little to no bearing on provider's choosing not to visit Houston.

No, but her telling others not to come do and why - repeatedly on three different occasions - can be viewed as a poor attempt to cock block the whole city.

Men don't like cock blockers.

Originally Posted by babee

Never saw her posts before yesterday and my choice to avoid TX was made long, long ago. Wait. That's a lie. I'm in TX every 3 months or so. Kick ass too. Never advertise - esp on ECCIE.

Wait. This one's a lie too. I see your showcase, I see you have 1000+ posts. Yup, you do advertise on eccie, only in a more subtle way than others.

Originally Posted by babee

And I'm not the only provider who does. Too bad you regular guys - those of you who aren't mentally unstable unemployed whack jobs with mama issues - you know, real honest to goodness clients - suffer because of the actions of a few.

For as long as those young hotties from Dallas keep on coming down here, we'll manage.

[Wakeup]

Originally Posted by babee

And way out there (wtf ever), I looked darlin.

Damnit! These hookers keep confusing Wayward with me...I'm pissed...

Look again hooktard...this time for "Wakeup"...

[boardman]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Damnit! These hookers keep confusing Wayward with me...I'm pissed...

Look again hooktard...this time for "Wakeup"...

But y'all look so much alike I would almost swear you were the same person.