Review: A Resounding NO!! to Cristi Cutiepie

[inspector farquar]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

No it's iRockTomFord, pimp of the 210 crew.
... 3 handles were linked, I think 1 was missed or had different IP.

Originally Posted by Still Looking

So is this Bubba I'm playing with?

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Not Cristi, the one's bashing her.

So SL is the missing handle? Sl is pimp of the 210 crew?

[rockerrick]

Nope, and you call yourself an Inspector????
Pretty sure I know who's behind your's as well. No you're not 210 pimp either. lol

[inspector farquar]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Not Cristi, the one's bashing her.

So SL wasn't bashing her? I was just repeating what you said.

I think you're confused.

[inspector farquar]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Pretty sure I know who's behind your's as well.

Very sure you do not.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by inspector farquar

So SL is the missing handle? Sl is pimp of the 210 crew?

Where are my BITCHES and where is my PIMP MONEY!? Wait a minute... does that mean ChristiCreamPie works for me?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by inspector farquar

So SL wasn't bashing her? I was just repeating what you said.

I think you're confused.

She was doing a pretty good job herself..... NO? Remember she doesn't care!

[RichardRamirez]

Originally Posted by CristiCutiepie

Joan Jett- Bad Reputation w/ lyrics: http://youtu.be/G9VSGPmkUc0

heh great song !

[flinde]

SL I don't think you are ready for big time double ought pimpin in da 210.

Why don't you do some practice pimping in da 830.

Oh back to the topic. In my experience makeup stealing hos are great lays.

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by flinde

SL I don't think you are ready for big time double ought pimpin in da 210.

Why don't you do some practice pimping in da 830.

Oh back to the topic. In my experience makeup stealing hos are great lays.

That Fredericksburg is a hot spot of hobby activity!

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by Kodiak210

Date: Nov. 28, 2014
Provider: CrystalWhite/CristiCutiepie
Phone: (210) 374-5540
Email Address: misscrystalwhite69@gmail.com
URL / Website: - http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/438311/Midget/
City: San Antonio
State: Texas
Address: Jackson Keller/410 area
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: No
Activities: She would let me in!
Session Length: - I knocked three times just like Tony Orlando
Fee: - I kept it
Hair Length and Color: - Split Ends and Chopped Up
Age: - Hard To Tell Lots Of Miles
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: N/A. I PM'ed her, then we talked on the phone. We set up a time but then, when I confirmed, she said she was running late coming back from out of town. I can understand. Traffic is a bear during the holidays, etc. A little later she called me and explained her roommate (who is also a provider or a pimp) had their apartment until much later. I agreed to push the session back until she had plenty of time to get everything ready and we could have the place to ourselves, AND WE FIRMED UP A SOLID TIME. I WAS CRYSTAL CLEAR ABOUT THE TIME AND THE LOCATION. I showed up at the (now third) scheduled time and...got NO answer when I knocked three times. I hate to give a girl a thumbs down, especially when trying to scratch out a living, but this one is a resounding NO! There is more responsible talent out there.
I love writing GREAT reviews on my girls and want everyone to be happy, but this was sheer irresponsibility on her part.
Recommendation: No

[rockerrick]

Originally Posted by Still Looking

That Fredericksburg is a hot spot of hobby activity!

Never heard of The Vagina Triangle ®

You are not spreading the word adequately?

[Still Looking]

Originally Posted by rockerrick

Never heard of The Vagina Triangle ®

You are not spreading the word adequately?

You need to cum to Austin more often....

Just take the 35 Whoreador up to Austin and Exit the Vagina Triangle®

[Still Looking]

[dirkgentley1995]

Originally Posted by CristiCutiepie

Please just ignore me completely.

I may be a newb, but even I can figure out that this is probably good advice.

[inspector farquar]

Dirk is back. How nice.