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[huskerman23]

Originally Posted by Old-T

I think you missed the point....

sarcasm

[Guest022718]

So, Huskerman23 goes bear hunting up in Alaska. He’s on top of a ridge overlooking a watering hole, gotta nice big Griz lined up in his sights. Before he can pull the trigger, he feels a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he sees the biggest fuckin’ brown bear he’s ever seen in his life…..just standing there…hands on hips. The bear reaches out, takes his gun, busts it in half. Bear says “you shouldn’t be doin’ this. Gonna have to teach you a lesson. Drop your pants.” Well huskerman23 objects, but the bear ain’t takin’ no for an answer, and the bear beats the shit outta him and sodomizes him for an hour straight. He crawls out of the woods……

And a year later he’s back. New, bigger gun. Different ridge. Gotta ‘nother Griz in his sights, and there’s that tap on his shoulder again. Same big brown bear…..hands on hips. Bear slaps the gun out of his hands and says “you know the drill….drop your pants!” This time Huskerman23 gets sodomized for two hours……and crawls out of the woods.

Another year and he’s back again. This time he’s got a friggin’ machine gun. Just as soon as he’s got another griz in his sights…..there’s that tap on his shoulder. He turns around and the bear slaps the gun out of his hands. Bear looks at Huskerman23 and says “admit it….you’re not here for the hunting, are you?”

[huskerman23]

Originally Posted by hgritstoo

So, Huskerman23 goes bear hunting up in Alaska. He’s on top of a ridge overlooking a watering hole, gotta nice big Griz lined up in his sights. Before he can pull the trigger, he feels a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he sees the biggest fuckin’ brown bear he’s ever seen in his life…..just standing there…hands on hips. The bear reaches out, takes his gun, busts it in half. Bear says “you shouldn’t be doin’ this. Gonna have to teach you a lesson. Drop your pants.” Well huskerman23 objects, but the bear ain’t takin’ no for an answer, and the bear beats the shit outta him and sodomizes him for an hour straight. He crawls out of the woods……

And a year later he’s back. New, bigger gun. Different ridge. Gotta ‘nother Griz in his sights, and there’s that tap on his shoulder again. Same big brown bear…..hands on hips. Bear slaps the gun out of his hands and says “you know the drill….drop your pants!” This time Huskerman23 gets sodomized for two hours……and crawls out of the woods.

Another year and he’s back again. This time he’s got a friggin’ machine gun. Just as soon as he’s got another griz in his sights…..there’s that tap on his shoulder. He turns around and the bear slaps the gun out of his hands. Bear looks at Huskerman23 and says “admit it….you’re not here for the hunting, are you?”

COOL STORY BRO

[hotindallas]

Originally Posted by huskerman23

COOL STORY BRO

Yeah, now that he has been introduced to the concept of bears, he's gonna be spending his 53K a year on Alaska trips instead of on providers...

[hotindallas]

This thread REALLY needs to be moved to Comedy Central...It's full of far more hilarity than I've seen over there in a while...

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by grayturner

So what was the topic of the original post? I forgot.

I'm a loser because I have lots of posts
Posts Per Day: 11.22 to save him the time of having ta look that up

DallasRain 28,441
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Eccie Addict 11,037
Mojojo 10,975

[Bigh1955]

Originally Posted by Emary Preston

Emary Preston

Too funny! You had to know this was coming Huskerman23.
Time to get your sorry ass back to NE

[huskerman23]

DallasRain now has 29,000 posts.

[VIP Mya Michelle]

Wow OP just Wow. Dallas Rain is more like a WINNER!!!
Hahaha I can't believe this Thread I wasn't expecting the contents to be so.... Nothing to do with the topic. I thought we were gonna have a rally of the most problematic clients and providers or something lol.

[Rock'er]

Originally Posted by LNK

I'm also confused why you use a picture of an OU football coach for your avatar. Perhaps you should request a handle change to boomersooner23. Then I wouldn't give a flying fuck what you posted or who you pissed off.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't his avatar Bill Callahan? Unfortunately he has made it south and is now doing to the Cowboys what he did with the Huskers. GBR!

[RedLeg505]

Originally Posted by Rock'er

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't his avatar Bill Callahan? Unfortunately he has made it south and is now doing to the Cowboys what he did with the Huskers. GBR!

NOW it is, however when he first posted, he had a picture of the OU coach as his avatar.

[Chica Chaser]

OSD, you are in my sights. Watch out! LOL!

[Still Looking]

I could post a lot more but I keep getting side tracked by hobbying.

I'm going to just go ahead and say it... Hey Hackerman are you related to Moon Howler?

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by huskerman23

DallasRain now has 29,000 posts.

I do not thinck you will catch her.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Chica Chaser

OSD, you are in my sights. Watch out! LOL!

what I do this time
or was it that someone had a question about where to post a Ottawa review. I sent him to you. mmmmm your listed as a Canada forum mod.

oh wait I see

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johnnybax12955
Sweet N Little12558
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Eccie Addict11267
you may pass me, but you need to give Still Looking a vacation to get by him ijs