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LexusLover · 01-28-2018, 04:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

... Call me a hooker posing as a man, do you think I'm going to ask you for any fucking evidence to prove otherwise? ...

I agree. Only a real lawyer would do something like that.

You're too easy ...

Or did "firm" have a reference for some other vocation?

Sistine Chapel · 01-28-2018, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by loveitdou

Hi Beautiful
You'd love my 2 deck hands, they are both about 28 single, one is 5'10' the other 6', both blonde haired and are in great shape, lots of muscles in the right places. Both make nice salaries as I pay 20% above scale and both save their money, except when we are in Barcelona, Paloma, Sardinia, Greece, Turkey, Cannes France and Italy there they are Mongers. LOL O both are Swiss and have German accents.

Are you having sex with the deck hands?

Lucas McCain · 01-28-2018, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by LexusLover

I agree. Only a real lawyer would do something like that.

You're too easy ...

Or did "firm" have a reference for some other vocation?

Are people really this fucking stupid? Do you idiots even know how to tie your own shoes? This was already ridiculous, now the slow people are going next level with it. Thanks LL for dropping the average IQ from the idiots in here who wasted their time taking shots in this thread at me from 80 to 70. You are very helpful to remind me what I am dealing with....pathetic

Edit: I'm going to do a recap on this thread on the people who dislike me - there is a fake yacht owner, two hookers posing as men, LL and GS being the fat pathetic old men who they are and I think that's it. You fuckers are hard to keep track of...but I've decided against church today. Maybe I'll go in another 20 years.

pxmcc · 01-28-2018, 06:11 AM

^^well encapsulated and summarized state of affairs, sir. reads like a damn case brief. Evidence of an incisive and probing legal mind. I hear Emmanuel's is hiring, in case the whole "firm" gig falls through. it's a dog-eat-dog world out there ya know, so always good to have the Plan B at the ready..

btw, are you a named partner in your "firm?" i would guess so if you have 80 people under you; you lead a legal juggernaut, or maybe a "Roman legion." John O'Quinn-god rest his arrogant asshole zillionaire soul-had about 40 employees in his whole billion dollar firm, including all his attys and support staff..

Lucas McCain · 01-28-2018, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by pxmcc

^^well encapsulated and summarized state of affairs, sir. reads like a damn case brief. I hear Emmanuel's is hiring, in case the whole "firm" gig falls through. it's a dog-eat-dog world out there ya know, so always good to have the Plan B at the ready..

btw, are you a named partner in your "firm?" i would guess so if you have 80 people under you; you lead a legal juggernaut, or maybe a "Roman legion." John O'Quinn-god rest his arrogant asshole zillionaire soul-had about 40 employees in his whole billion dollar firm, including all his attys and support staff.

Do you believe that only law firms exist and that there are no other types of firms other than law? That's exactly what I am talking about with some of the stupid fuckers on this board and why I asked LL to define a firm. You need to do so as well now because you obviously don't know the meaning of a firm either...

Edit: I'll give you a hint. I make my living with numbers. I'm a partner in a global firm with over 200,000 employees. I have CPA, CFA, series 7 and 63 next to my real name on my resume. What kind of firm do you think I work for? I'm not a lawyer...just for fun, throw in my Ivy League degrees and it's easy to figure out the firm I am a partner at

dearhunter · 01-28-2018, 07:44 AM

I am the left hand of God.....you know......the one he jacks off with.....I win.

Lucas McCain · 01-28-2018, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by dearhunter

I am the left hand of God.....you know......the one he jacks off with.....I win.

Are you fucking serious? You want us to call you Maradona now? How many fucking names do you already have?

Sistine Chapel · 01-28-2018, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucas McCain

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Edit: I'll give you a hint. I make my living with numbers. I'm a partner in a global firm with over 200,000 employees. I have CPA, CFA, series 7 and 63 next to my real name on my resume. What kind of firm do you think I work for? I'm not a lawyer...just for fun, throw in my Ivy League degrees and it's easy to figure out the firm I am a partner at

was gonna say KPMG but I'll go with Ernst & Young.

Lucas McCain · 01-28-2018, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

was gonna say KPMG but I'll go with Ernst & Young.

That's impressive. Remember there are four of us though and I can't admit which one I'm a partner at. Don't forget about PWC and Deloitte.

Sistine Chapel · 01-28-2018, 08:24 AM

I used to date a girl who almost became Partner before she changed careers so I used to know about the Big 4 or 6 as they used to call themselves..memory is a bit fuzzy now...but I have limitd knowledge about GAAP and all that shit...I told myself if I'm going to live in this white mans world I better try to learn something about his Modus Operandi

dearhunter · 01-28-2018, 08:26 AM

Just call me "EF Hutton"......or "the left hand of God"......or "hey you".

Lucas McCain · 01-28-2018, 08:32 AM

SC, It use to be a big 5 and Arthur Anderson fucked that up with Enron, They are Accenture now and they don't even touch that LOB (line of business) now. They are considered a technology firm now. They could not run away from that Enron shit fast enough. With the stink of Enron they had attached to them, they just completely changed business models and the name.

Sistine Chapel · 01-28-2018, 08:39 AM

Now you are jogging my memory...Ahh Arthur Anderson.. I remember those guys...I used to be having sex in Downtown office building high rises when I dated her. Those were the days ...I christened several offices and conference rooms...

TryWeakly · 01-28-2018, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Sistine Chapel

Now you are jogging my memory...Ahh Arthur Anderson.. I remember those guys...I used to be having sex in Downtown office building high rises when I dated her. Those were the days ...I christened several offices and conference rooms...

Did you shit on the drapes?

Lucas McCain · 01-28-2018, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by TryWeakly

Did you shit on the drapes?

Shut up hooker. I'm trying to have an adult conversation. Your stupidity is PM and not AM hooker....