nothing reply anything you want

[Guest091813]

[MC]

Did anyone watch Brand X on FX last night? Comedian and host Russell Brand was talking about porn and had a videochat/interview with Sara Jay and another porn star who are offering free blowjobs to any Miami Heat fans in Miami (as long as they follow a few guidelines). Then Brand picked a 20 year old male audience member and told the guy that he was going to send him to Miami to get blown by the porn stars. THEN Brand asked if there were any female audience members willing to blow the guy right then and there. Turns out there was ANOTHER pornstar in the audience who volunteered to blow the guy backstage with cameras rolling. Of course, Brand decided not to have it filmed but it was implied that the guy got his rocks off after the show. Unless this was all staged (which is a possibility), Brand is officially the coolest tv host ever.

[offshoredrilling]

ok I neeeeeeeeed a joke. Anyone have a good joke that will not make sparks fly?

MC good story. but I need a joke.

[GP]

You prefer not to publicly discuss your private activities on internet message boards, don't go to strip clubs or seedy bars like the Allen Club and aren't interested in escort agencies or MP's, so why would you want a companion who is part of that scene or caters to the men who are?

I always have been, and always will be, a low volume and high quality companion who is consistently reputable, reliable, relaxed, and free of drama. I am 100% independent, completely safe, and thoroughly discreet. I do not use drugs, alcohol, or tobacco. I am immaculately groomed and my home is meticulously clean, located in a safe city neighborhood with high traffic you will blend right into unnoticed. I eat well and exercise regularly to maintain my toned, fit, and all natural physique. I am intelligent and educated with a full time professional career. I have no legal problems past or present. Most importantly, I do what I do for no reason other than I truly enjoy doing it.

If all the above matters to you and like me you're selective about who you choose to see, whether it's a girlfriend or a porn star you desire the experience I provide will not leave you disappointed. Find out why I am considered Rochester's finest companion by kind, decent, respectful gentlemen from all walks of life and why so many of them see me regularly and exclusively!

AVAILABILITY, SCHEDULING, SCREENING, AND RATE INFO + CURRENT PHOTOS ARE AT http://mselizabeth.wordpress.com

No runaround, no rescheduling, no cancellation, no bait & switch, no upselling, no rushing, no games, no surprises!

** I DO NOT SEE MULTIPLE GENTLEMEN ON THE SAME DAY **


How to contact me for the first time:

It's ok if it's one hour or one day ahead of time. All you need to do is...

1. Review all of the information in my showcase and website
2. If using your ECCIE reviews of local verified providers for screening please PM me here
3. If using your P411 "OK's" from local verified providers for screening please message me there
4. If you are not an established member of ECCIE with reviews or of P411 with "OK's" please email me directly and include the required screening information listed on my website


*** Because of my high demand and limited availability, I am unfortunately not always able to respond to every email I receive. If you don't hear back I was already booked on the day you inquired about, but definitely try again. Emails that do not conform to my scheduling procedure, instruct me to call or text the sender, or ask questions answered on my website will be ignored. Thanks for your patience and understanding.



See you soon!
Elizabeth

Ps. My Incall has CENTRAL AIR

[offshoredrilling]

that is good. but asked for no sparks

[GP]

[offshoredrilling]

better thanks LOL

[brutusbluto]

[Guest091813]

[cowboy8055]

Why you messing with my brain Anita LOL

[offshoredrilling]

I like it Anita

[offshoredrilling]

[GP]

[offshoredrilling]

cool a eccie & ecrap nothing war

[brutusbluto]

First image from Mars