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03-25-2012, 07:25 PM
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#916
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Saw that Tombstone was on CMT this week. I'd never seen it before so I decided to tape it. I ended up watching it 4 times. That was a damn good movie. Very quotable as well.
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03-26-2012, 07:55 AM
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Location: near Lake Ontario
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03-26-2012, 12:49 PM
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04-01-2012, 06:02 PM
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Location: near Lake Ontario
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04-01-2012, 06:04 PM
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#920
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Location: near Lake Ontario
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mmmmmmm will you can't even post a pick from there. mmmmm
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04-03-2012, 08:37 PM
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#921
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04-14-2012, 10:41 AM
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title: for rent
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: ****
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RETIRED/BORED HUSBAND
RETIRED/BORED HUSBAND
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target:
Dear Mrs. _______,
Over the past six months, your hus...band has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway
6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called.
9.. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels on his chest.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, he yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'
15. Took a box of condoms to the check out clerk and asked where the fitting room was?
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.'
One of the clerks passed out.
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04-14-2012, 08:47 PM
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#923
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So I saw The Cabin in the Woods twice in theaters this weekend. Overall, a really fun film that does a great job of deconstructing all the tropes found in horror films from the last 30 years.
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04-17-2012, 08:35 PM
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Location: Binghamton NY
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The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was described as a small medium at large.
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04-20-2012, 01:34 PM
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#925
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Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: near Lake Ontario
Posts: 48,260
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good
morning
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Kansas
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04-24-2012, 08:39 PM
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04-24-2012, 09:56 PM
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Join Date: Dec 23, 2009
Location: niagara falls
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This thread is still alive
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04-26-2012, 02:04 AM
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#928
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Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: near Lake Ontario
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yes
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04-26-2012, 06:36 AM
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#929
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Join Date: Mar 8, 2011
Location: the alerts section saving Karen
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where do you get these??? I been looking for something I can take penis pics where I could send them with my refrences to turn on them ladies and be fun and flirty to break the ice!!
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04-26-2012, 09:22 AM
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#930
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lol...ill never tell...butt heres some reading for ya...
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