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Originally Posted by SexyKaylen
Well try babe tell me a blonde joke..lol
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Okay I will try, don't groan to loud if these are horrible
1. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, she holds the bulb and the world revolves around her
2. Why did the blonde get depressed when she looked at her new driver's license?
A: She got an "F" in sex
3. Why is 68 the maximum speed for Blondes?
A: Because at 69 they blow a rod
4. A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the Blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "PULL OVER!" "NO," the Blonde yelled back, "It's a SCARF!"
5. After traveling a few blocks a Blonde realized she had no money. She immediately informed the driver. You'd better stop. "I can't pay you and it's ten dollars already," she said. The driver checked her out in the rear-view mirror. "That's okay" he said "I'll turn down the first dark street, get in the back seat and take off your bra." "You'd be cheating yourself" she replied. "Why's that?" asked the driver. "Because this bra is only worth five dollars" she replied.
Okay Im ready for the spanking now
those are the ones i could remember